Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand: A Modern Pride and Prejudice Variation Romantic Comedy
by Ari Rhoge
Lizzy Bennet works at a coffee shop. Lizzy Bennet has written a novel. Lizzy Bennet submits this novel to a publishing house, whose editor is none other than... Fitzwilliam Darcy. And he rejects it, callously. Only when the two meet down the line is this blatant emotional disregard converted, albeit gradually, to affection, pining, and a longing for a feisty Lizzy. A fun yet complex modern variation on the all-too-classic difficult relationship between Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam.