Scary Package

Asa and Tan are settling into their changed relationship. Asa is mildly annoyed to get a phone call at work. Fortunately there is no one around to notice his reaction to the vibration in his pocket or to overhear the conversation. Tan has called to warn Asa about a large pink parcel that has arrived addressed to both of them at Asa’s apartment. It is scary, Tan tells him. Asa can think of only one person who would send them a joint parcel in February. Tan confirms that the parcel is from Asa’s Mom, which makes it positively terrifying.