The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Storiesby Simon Rich It doesn't matter if you're a robot, caveman, or space alien: sooner or later, some girl's going to break your heart. Pages of The Last Girlfriend on Earth: And Other Love Stories : Page 1Page 2Page 3Page 4Page 5Page 6Page 7Page 8Page 9Page 10Page 11Page 12Page 13