My Brother's Famous Bottom
by Jeremy Strong
'That's the one!' she cried. 'That's the bottom I'm after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!'Nicholas's dad has a plan to make some fast cash. Nappies! Some disposable-nappy people are looking for a beautiful botty for their new advert – and all Nicholas's baby brother has to do is pass the audition. What could possibly go wrong?