The Tau Ceti Transmutation (Amazon)

Private eye Rich Weed’s detective business isn’t doing so
hot—his only cases over the past year have involved missing cats—until a
smoking hot babe walks through his office door with an interesting dilemma:
someone broke into her apartment, and rather than robbing her, they left something
behind instead.




















Now Rich is back on the job, following clues that send him
tumbling into waffle-loving aliens, pot-smoking hippies, and a bizarre case of
religious brainwashing. As the mystery thickens, only one thing is clear:
Rich’s beautiful client was lying through her teeth.