A Cluster of Poems

Seven gross poems include what a small boy thinks about while sitting on the toilet, a peeing competition, a fishing trip with granddad that ends with a hook stuck in the wrong place, everything you wanted to know about the snot market, fashion followers, celebrity ambitions and an unusual fashion statement.Seven different stories are told in verse. The first tells of a small boy sitting on the toilet pondering where poo goes and why various animals poo differently. The second describes the trouble a boy can get into in a peeing competition to see who can aim the highest. The next poem describes the misfortunes of a boy who needs to do a number two when out fishing on a small boat with his granddad. Something awful happens to the boy when a hook goes flying through the air. Yet another poem explains how a boy’s pastime of nose picking makes him money. His enterprise first involves his classmates then spreads to servicing areas outside of school. The fifth poem covers the truth of following fashion and style trends. Fashion changes from having studs in your ear to finding your phone is the wrong color shade. The sixth poem defines the problems of seeking to be a celebrity. It shows the lengths people go to become a celebrity in how they decorate or add to their body,. The last poem involves a mother’s love of fashion being transferred to her child. Wait to you hear the ending.