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Do Penguins Have Knees?

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by David Feldman


  flavors of

  Bulbs, light

  halogen

  high cost of 25-watt variety

  and noise when shaking

  Buses

  Entry into

  Ridges on sides of

  Butter

  hardening after refrigeration

  sticks, lengths of

  Buttons, men’s vs. women’s shirts

  Cable TV, volume levels of

  Cadillacs, ducks on

  CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

  Cars

  batteries, weight of

  holes in ceiling of

  key release buttons on

  and “new car smell,”

  rear windows of

  Cashews, shells of

  Cats

  and ear scratching

  hair, stickiness of

  Checks, numbering of

  Chewing gum and lasting flavor

  Chocolate, white vs. brown

  Cigarette butts, burning of

  Cleansers, “industrial use” vs. “household,”

  Clocks and Roman numerals

  Clouds, disappearance of

  Coca-Cola, 2-liter bottles of

  Comic strips and capital letters

  Coupons

  cash value of

  expiration dates of

  versus mail-in refunds

  Cowboy hats, dents on

  Crickets and chirping

  Dance studios, location of

  Dictionaries, thumb notches in

  “Discussing Uganda,” origins of term

  Dixieland music at political rallies

  Doctors and bad penmanship

  Dogs

  and circling before lying down

  and head tilting

  and “sic” command

  Doughnut stores and tissues

  Dr Pepper, naming of

  “Dry,” as term for wines

  Ducks on Cadillacs

  Duels, timing of

  Dugouts, height of

  Earlobes, function of

  Ears, hairy, in older men

  Electric plug prongs

  holes at end of

  three prongs vs. two prongs

  Elevators, overloading of

  English horn, naming of

  Envelopes

  computer scrawls on

  red letters on back of

  return windows on

  EXEMPT signs at railroad crossings

  Fat people and jolliness

  Figure skating and dizziness

  Film prints after theatrical runs

  Fingers, length of

  Fish, and floating upon death

  Flagpoles, balls on

  Fluorescent lights and plinking noises

  Football and measurement of first-down yardage

  French horns, design of

  Fruitcake, supposed popularity of

  Frustables

  Girdles and fat displacement

  Grease, color of

  Grocery coupons, cash value of

  Hail, metaphors for

  Hairy ears in older men

  Halogen light bulbs, touching of

  Hats

  decline in use of

  dents on cowboy

  holes in sides of

  Hearts, shape of, idealized vs. real

  Helium and effect on voice

  Hernia exams and “Turn your head and cough”

  Hockey and Montreal Canadiens uniform

  Home plate, in baseball, shape of

  Horses

  measurement of heights of

  posture in open fields

  Hospital gowns, back ties of

  Hot dog buns, slicing of

  Hot dogs, skins of

  Ice, formations on top of lakes and ponds

  Ice cream and thirstiness

  Ice Cubes

  cloudiness vs. clarity

  shape of, in home freezers

  Ignition, key release button on

  Index fingers, stroking of

  IRS and due date of taxes

  “K” as strikeout in baseball scoring

  Ketchup, neck bands on

  Knuckles, wrinkles on

  Kodak, origins of name

  Lakes

  effect of moon on

  ice formations on

  vs. ponds

  Lane reflectors, fastening of

  Large-type books, size of

  Lasagna, crimped edges of

  Letters

  Liberal arts, origins of

  Light bulbs

  halogen

  high cost of 25-watt variety

  noise when shaking

  plinking by fluorescent

  M&Ms, peanuts in plain

  Macadamia nuts and shells

  Magazines

  address labels on

  jumps in

  Magazines (cont.)

  subscription insert cards in

  Mail

  CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

  undeliverable

  Mail-in refunds, vs. coupons

  Marching, stepping off on left foot when

  Margarine sticks, length of

  Marshals’ badges, shape of

  Meat, age and doneness preferences in

  Meat loaf, taste of in institutions

  Menthol, coolness of

  Milk cartons, design of

  Milk cases, warnings on

  Milk in refrigerators, coldness of

  Mint, U.S., and shipment of coin sets

  Montreal Canadiens uniforms

  Moon

  effect on lakes and ponds

  official name of

  Mosquitoes

  biting and itching

  daytime habits of

  male vs. female eating habits of

  Movie actors and speed of speech

  Nabisco Shredded Wheat box, Niagara Falls on

  National Geographics, saving of

  Newspapers, jumps in

  New York City and steam in streets

  Niagara Falls on Nabisco Shredded Wheat box

  911 as emergency telephone number

  Oceans

  salt in

  vs. seas

  Oil; automobile, after oil change

  Orange juice, price of fresh vs. frozen

  Oxygen masks, inflation of airline

  Paper mills, smell of

  Penguins, knees of

  Penmanship of doctors

  Pens, disappearance of

  Pepper, and salt, as table condiments

  Pepsi-Cola, and trademark location

  “Pi” as geometrical term

  Pigs and curly tails

  Pitcher’s mound, location of

  Plug prongs

  holes at end of

  three prongs vs. two prongs

  Plum pudding, plums in

  Ponds

  effect of moon on

  ice formations on

  vs. lakes

  Postal Service, U.S., and undeliverable mail

  Potato chips

  green tinges in

  Potato chips (cont.)

  price of, vs. tortilla chips

  Pubic hair, curliness of

  Rabbits and nose wiggling

  Radio Shack and lack of cash registers

  Railroad crossings and EXEMPT signs

  Ranchers and old boots on fence posts

  Rear admiral, origins of

  Rhode Island, origins of name of

  Rice Krispies, noises of

  Roads

  blacktop, coloring of

  fastening of lane reflectors on

  vs. bridges, in freezing characteristics

  Roman numerals on clocks

  Salt

  in oceans

  and pepper, as table condiments

  Scabs, itchiness of

  Sea vs. ocean

  7UP, origins of name

  Shampoos, lathering of

  Sheriffs’ badges, shape of

  Shoes

/>   layers on

  on side of the road

  Shredded Wheat, Niagara Falls on box of

  Shrimp, baby, peeling and cleaning of

  “Sic,” as dog command

  Silos, shape of

  Skating, figure, and dizziness

  Social Security cards, lamination of

  Social Security numbers, reassignment of

  Socks, disappearance of

  Steam and streets of New York City

  Straws, rising and sinking of, in glasses

  Sunrises, timing of

  Sunsets, timing of

  Tall old people, rareness of

  Taxes, April 15 due date of

  Taxicabs, rear windows of

  Telephones

  area code numbers

  911 as emergency number

  “Q” and “Z,” absence from buttons of

  Television

  measurement of

  volume levels of

  Thermometers, placement of

  3-D glasses and movies

  Thumb notches in dictionaries

  Tonsils, function of

  Tortilla chips, price of, vs. potato chips

  Traffic lights, placement of colors on

  Traffic noise of U.S. vs. other countries

  Trains

  backwards locomotives in

  Trains (cont.)

  EXEMPT signs at railroad crossings

  United States Mint and shipment of coin sets

  UPS and shipment of coin sets

  United States Postal Service (USPS)

  and CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

  and undeliverable mail

  Videotape recorders

  “play” and “record” switches on

  and storms

  Videotapes, rental, two-tone signals on

  Water, manufacture of

  Water faucets, bathroom vs. kitchen

  Watermelon seeds, white vs. black

  Water towers, height of

  White chocolate, vs. brown chocolate

  Windows, rear, of automobiles

  Wines, and dryness

  YKK on zippers

  Zippers, YKK on

  Master Index of Imponderability

  Following is a complete index of all ten Imponderables® books and Who Put the Butter in Butterfly? The bold number before the colon indicates the book title (see the Title Key below); the numbers that follow the colon are the page numbers. Simple as that.

  Title Key

  1 =

  Why Don’t Cats Like to Swim? (formerly published as Imponderables)

  2 =

  Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?

  3 =

  When Do Fish Sleep?

  4 =

  Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?

  5 =

  Do Penguins Have Knees?

  6 =

  Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? (formerly published as When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?)

  7 =

  How Does Aspirin Find a Headache?

  8 =

  What Are Hyenas Laughing at, Anyway?

  9 =

  How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?

  10 =

  Do Elephants Jump?

  11 =

  Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?

  “1/2,” meaning of, in street addresses

  1040 form, numbering scheme of

  20-20 vision, origins of

  24-second clock in NBA basketball

  3-D glasses and movies

  501, Levi’s jeans, origin of name

  7-11 stores, lack of locks on

  7UP, origins of name

  “86,” origins of term

  9 as number to get outside line on telephones

  911 as emergency telephone number

  98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature

  Absorbine Jr., origins of

  Absorbine Sr., identity of

  AC, and DC

  Accents, American, of foreign singers

  Aches

  Acre, origins of

  Acrylic, virgin

  Actors, speed of speech of

  Address labels on magazines

  Addresses and ZIP codes, on envelopes

  Addresses, street, half-numbers on

  Advertising sales in TV programming, overrun live programming and

  Aerosol cans, shaking of

  After-shave lotion, stinging and

  Age of majority, 21 as

  Aging and effect on voices

  Agitators in washing machines, movement of

  Air mail and “Par Avion,”

  Air temperature, versus water temperature, perception of

  Airlines

  chime signals on

  cold rolls at meal service

  dearth of female pilots on

  honey roasted peanuts

  inflation of oxygen masks

  tickets, red carbons on

  Airplanes

  coffee bags in lavatories

  dimming of interior lights

  ear popping and

  feet swelling and

  numbering of Boeing jets

  Airplanes (cont.)

  “Qantas,” spelling of

  red and green lights on

  seat belts

  shoulder harnesses

  U.S. flags on exterior

  Alarm clocks, life before

  Alcohol

  in cough medicine

  proof of

  Algebra, X in

  “All wool and a yard wide,” origins of term

  “Allemande,”

  “Alligator” shirts

  Alphabet, order of

  Alphabet soup

  distribution of letters

  outside of U.S.

  Aluminum cans, crushability of

  Aluminum foil

  and heat to touch

  on neck of champagne bottles

  two sides of

  Ambidexterity in lobsters

  Ambulances, snake emblems on

  American accents of foreign singers

  American singles, Kraft, milk in

  “Ampersand,”

  Amputees, phantom limb sensations in

  Anchors, submarines and

  Angel food cake and position while cooling

  Animal tamers and kitchen chairs

  Ants

  separation from colony

  sidewalks and

  “Apache dance,”

  Apes, hair picking of

  Appendix, function of

  Apples, as gifts for teachers

  Apples and pears, discoloration of

  Apples in roasted pigs’ mouths

  April 15, as due date for taxes

  Aquariums, fear of fish in

  Arabic numbers, origins of

  Architectural pencils, grades of

  Area codes, middle digits of

  Armies, marching patterns of

  Armpits, shaving of

  Army and Navy, Captain rank in

  Art pencils, grades of

  Aspirin

  headaches and

  safety cap on 100-count bottles of

  Astrology, different dates for signs in

  Astronauts and itching

  “At loggerheads,”

  Athletics, Oakland, and elephant insignia

  “Atlas,”

  ATMs

  swiping of credit cards in

  swiping versus dipping of credit cards in

  transaction costs of

  “Attorney-at-law,”

  Auctioneers, chanting of

  Audiocassette tapes on side of road

  Audiocassette tapes on roadsides

  Audiotape, versus videotape technology

  Audiotape recorders

  counter numbers on

  play and record switches on

  Automobiles

  batteries and concrete floors

  bright/dimmer switch position

  bunching of, on highways

  cardb
oard on grills

  clicking sound of turn signals

  cockroaches in

  Corvette, 1983

  cruise controls

  day/night switch on rear-view mirrors

  dimples on headlamps

  elimination of side vents

  gas gauges in

  headlamp shutoff

  headlights and deer

  holes in ceiling of

  key release button on

  keys, ignition and door

  “new car smell,”

  oil loss after oil change

  oil, grades of

 

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