Futile Efforts
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No, really, what is it?
Lasagna.
You've got lasagna and you weren't going to share?
I would've shared if you hadn't started talking all that killer
shit, man.
Pass it over, I'm hungry. I'm harmless, I was kidding.
I handed it over and he unwrapped the tinfoil
like opening
a sackcloth preserving the bones of a saint.
He had his own silverware and ate greedily
and when he was finished he let out a sigh
and didn't speak again.
He dropped me in a town that had nine buildings
and a phone. The car wasn't worth towing so I left it.
I caught a ride home with a van full of Mexicans
listening to an 8-Track of Santana's Black Magic.
I walked in my front door and I thanked Christ
and I thanked the old Italian ladies, and
I thanked our country's liberal immigration laws, and
I pressed my stubbled cheek
to the sword of St. Michael
and let the flame shave me
until my face was smooth
as a newborn baboon's ass.
Faces I Have Not Seen
by Tom Piccirilli
1.
My father on the bathroom floor, breathing his last.
2.
My sister over the last ten years, for no reason
I can name, but
somehow it's still there. Huge and immovable.
3.
The doctor at Planned Parenthood, who doesn't
come down to the waiting room.
4.
The drunk guy who calls and asks for Shirley at 2am,
who believes I am married to her,
that I have stolen her from him, who weeps
and tells me
to tell Shirley to come home.
5.
Whoever ran off with my Bob the Hamster key chain.
6.
The last priest I confessed to, hidden
behind his screen,
safe from my eyes.
7.
The folks who'll get my internal organs
if I don't croak beneath
a steamroller.
8.
My children.
9.
My own, so far today, except
in these words.
10.
The angel emerging from the dark,
unveiled,
at my loneliest
moment.
My Grandfather's Fear Cut Loose Through the Decades
to Perch at the Foot of My Disheveled Bed
by Tom Piccirilli
We must take into account
that which drove the old man mad,
what it was that clipped Nunzio's wings
and sent him spinning down through the black branches
into the white room of decimation. I have only one photo
of him, standing dapper in his suit,
hair slicked, shoulders rigid like he was daring me,
all these years later, to pass judgment. To look at him
and say, There,
there's the first broken link in my chain,
Old Boy Nunzie, he's the first one of us
who went completely insane, the fire in his eyes
isn't glory, boys,
it's not stars,
he doesn't see his wife beside him
or his children, my mother and her sister, 5-6 years old,
waiting for Papa to return,
still waiting for their
clack puppets and Christmas toys.
No,
he's watching a rat
that roams around his sick room,
circling his bed all night, each eternal hour
leading into another week, another month, an endless year
until at the dawning of a new world war, with his lungs
full of pneumonia,
the rat of final repentance, bathed in rapture's light,
took its ensuing pity.
Finished him off,
and began its long restless wait
for my birth.
On Reconciling Your Faith, Desperation, and Marriage
with the Missing Tips of Two of Your Fingers
by Tom Piccirilli
Walking out of a pizza joint wiping cheese off my chin
when she came running over
screaming her wig off, going OH GOD,
HELP, YOU MUST HELP ME, grabbing me by the arm
and tugging me along with her,
and I thought, Okay,
here we go again,
what's it gonna be this time?
It was the kind of house my mother told me never to go near,
the kind where hellish people brought their hellish pains
and passed them on
and passed them on.
HE'S GOT MY BABY! HE'S GOING TO KILL MY BABY!
Who, lady?
MY HUSBAND! SAVE MY BABY!
She went 220, mostly muscle, gave me a nice shove
and sent me flying toward the front door.
I stepped in, thinking, what kind of man threatens
his own child?...oh mama, you were right, these are
hellish people indeed.
I was on tiptoe, I'd seen them in the movies always
walking on tiptoe. I felt like Santa Claus trying to sneak up
on a room of sleeping children.
He was there in his recliner, a bottle of whiskey
between his knees, a month of stains on his T-shirt,
and a storm of desperation
crowding his face. He had one hand
on the neck of a schnauzer,
and in the other he was holding a .45
pointed at the dog's head.
Well now, I thought,
she didn't tell me about the gun.
People really should
disseminate important information like that
more freely.
That the baby? I asked. The baby she's yelling about?
She loves this fucking dog more than me, he said. I put in
fourteen hour days, I'm in debt up to my bleeding asshole,
my kidneys are weak, and my vision is for shit. I'm 42
and my pubic hair is going gray. They told me to watch for diabetes,
and I watched for it and now here it is.
I put her brother through medical school and the prick
never so much as sends a Christmas card. I used to play violin,
I once loved to play
the violin, and now I'm missing the tips of two fingers
because I'm a machinist who hates the machines.
I come home today
and she feeds me a bologna sandwich
and the dog is eating London fucking Broil.
Look, man, I told him, it's not the dog's fault.
He stood up and waved the .45 around, but as cowardly as I am,
I wasn't afraid. I was his priest in an hour of need,
and like a priest
I would fail him in the real ways of the world.
He handed me the schnauzer and said, Here,
you keep the damn thing,
then walked outside and shot his wife in the face
four times,
before he turned the gun back on himself, jacked a new one
into the chamber, pressed the barrel into his nostril
and finished his day off.
They let me hold the dog while I answered questions.
The cops were suspicious that I knew so little, figured I had
to be involved somehow,
had to know the couple, had to be screwing
the wife. Were they into drugs? It had to be about drugs.
Did I deal?
Did I step on his coke too much?
Did I drive the bastard out of his mind?
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No, I said, with the dog licking my ear.
His violin
did it.
Me and Somebody Just Like Me
by Tom Piccirilli
Buzzing like wasps, they were joking and trying to get us
to throw down at a party,
both of us with equivalent careers,
suffering up through the same ranks, dealing with the
lying agents, the invasive editors, the money so shitty
that we had to work as janitors and moving men,
in the same factories, just to keep alive.
We'd both cut open our wrists to stain the page,
risen on the foam until at last,
at least,
now, we could hold our heads up without
too much shame,
nearly there,
always feeling like we were within inches,
so nearly there.
And then the girl he was with came in
and gave me the look
that said I wasn't fit to lick his heels,
and the one I'd brought let out a little chuckle
from the center of her tremendous chest,
and he growled
and I saw the red carpets of the pit
and we went for each other's throat.
Big G & Little J
by Tom Piccirilli
Her writer's group meets in my living room again, 1 pretty boy
know-it-all living on his mother's wages, 2 ex-beauties gone to fat
who only get out of the house by leaving
their oldest kids in charge. 1 teenage stripper who has found
the answer to life in Grisham and King, 2 who come by only
for the wine and cheese and to steal my DVDs.
Today, the letter opener opened 3 overdue bill notices,
a royalty check for $12.47, a fan letter from a professor
hoping I'll stop by his class,
and 2 pieces of hate mail saying
heaven is going to put out my eyes soon,
Big G & Little J are gonna take me to the mattresses.
Between chapters I turn an ear to listen–
they're slagging on Joyce and Jackson,
ripping up Ellison and Pynchon,
discussing how DUNE was a brick of ash, how
Poe never learned to put it down unfettered.
The letter opener is all point without weight.
Today, the phone brought 1 bill collector to my ear, 1 guy asking
if he could send me my books to sign and return
if he paid postage (I will),
15 calls for the kids, and 1 woman
who wants to sell me a prayer rug
that Big G & Little J personally blessed in the back of her church.
Between chapters I turn an ear to listen–
somebody spilled wine on the carpet and
it won't come out, somebody farted and
made the rest of them giggle, somebody
wants the teen stripper to let it all loose.
The phone is all weight without any substance, the battery
is running low.
Today, the front door was filled with the solid presence of
1 amiable old lady serving papers, 1 salesman who wants me
to go digital, 1 guy who wants me to help put his son
through college by buying cookies, 2 nine-year-old girls
who want me to help put them through college by buying cookies,
1 guy who only glares at me, silently,
while I glower
back, silently.
Between chapters I turn my ear to listen–
they can't figure out how to get my surround sound
system to work, how dirty and disgusting old man Buk was,
how thin I used to be in the photos on the mantel, how
the teen should get implants if she wants the real cash.
The door hangs on hinges of whispers,
the knob can't keep anyone
out, but it serves to lock me in. The guy who glares is still standing
in the yard,
looking up at my window
and I'm looking down. We're gonna be at this
for a while longer.
My Friend Ernie, Trying to Light a Match
by Tom Piccirilli
I got there and Ernie was trying to light a match with the house
full of gas. He'd had two beers and a couple of shots of Tequila
but his nerves were gone and it had been enough
to topple him over the rim.
I was going to do it, he said. But I can't get my fingers
to work anymore. My coordination is off.
Dude, I said,
you invite me over for a beer and you're gonna blow up
the house? Have I
offended you that bad?
No, he said, I just forgot you were coming over.
You called me ten minutes ago. It's the kind of thing you ought
to remember.
Sorry, but I haven't been thinking clearly lately.
But he had, I saw, been pretty sharp about that. If you're going to go
out in a furnace of blue flame,
taking with you all that you've got,
the unsold manuscripts and the wasted paintings,
the photos and the dying plants, the busted
toilet tank, the debts and the diarrhea,
the wrinkled spank mags you've had since you were fourteen,
the dirty windows and the bed
your ex- never made,
you'd want to go out with a friend.
For love or for mercy,
for repressed jealousy or old times, for the women
once hoarded and those who weren't,
for the stray dogs fed,
the brotherhood of shared pain,
the anguish of alliance,
our family of lost priests who can speak the word
of the Lord
no more.
I took away his matches and turned off the gas,
laid one into his gut until he was coughing blood,
grabbed the Tequila,
went home and called a girl from high school
I hadn't talked to in ten years. She was just sitting there
with nothing to do.
From THIS CAPE IS RED BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BLEEDING
Jones Beach, Thirty Years After the
Last Sand Castle
The laughter is hysteria-laced but human, long gone
yet still echoing, sweeping up the beach alongside
the tide, thick with sunlight and seagulls, orange sherbet
in wafer cones, comic books—my father brought me here
before he died and afterwards. We've visited together
many times since-he was gone by the year
I was seven, but he came back at ten,
often in winter when it was too cold to swim
and he'd bring his summer grin and lead me in
where the dunes rose, near the goldfish ponds where
the old men dozed, the showers which swept sand and salt
swirling into the drains of lost time. My brother once
buried me,
my mother buried my father,
my brother and I buried our mother—somehow, I'm
told, this
is the way of surf and storms, the way of worms,
natural, acceptable, eventually affirmed. The others
grow gray, I've gotten some gray, and we wait for the day
to stalk back to the beach when we shall remember
who we are, and why we're here, and how, and when
but I've never forgotten,
and for that I can only blame
my blood and my pen.
The shells are dust,
the kitten bones in the back yard
are earth again, my father's tombstone now bears
my mother's
name as well. You never stop learning
about yourself—for example: At the funeral
four months ago, the priest with his distinguished voice
questioned us at length, my brother
taking the cue in his new black shoes, answered—
see, I couldn't talk yet, I had nothing to say—
and he said our father, with his black features
and Mediterranean blood pressure, his weakness
for cancer, was from Sicily and not Naples,
which is what I'd always believed
and now understood to be untrue—
I didn't know my father and did not know myself—
there are realizations still being made every day,
each night,
and some will undermine or redefine or confine.
My outline changes with different angles and lighting,
but my shadow remains mine.
My Sister
They still point you at your sister—when you were eight
she went off to the special school, a new home upstate
and for a while you visited every year—on Easter—or
on her birthday in the middle of winter. She'd clap
and smile
and .utter in her jittering way—speechless
except for a few half-formed words,
her grunts and squawks, lipstick
thick on her teeth, on her chin,
her name a name you no longer pronounced,
until only your old day and a couple of cousins
went to visit. This is the way of it.
Now the old lady is gone
and the cousins have broods of knee-high
screamers. You're forced, step by step,
into responsibilities that hold too much meaning,
and you walk along the well-trimmed lawns and ease
into the halls of freshly-painted walls. The faces
loom up too fast, too near,
the noises human but not quite recognizable
as you stand waiting for the familiar dance