Naughty Secrets

by Joan Elizabeth Lloyd

  I got in a big argument with the professor one day in class, because he wanted to change the requirements midsemester. The whole class was mad, but since it was a required class and everyone else was afraid of angering the guy, no one else spoke up. I guess I argued pretty well because the professor backed down and went back to the original requirements.

  Kathy came up to me later that day in a private place on campus and, after she congratulated me, we talked for a long time. She was different from my ex, who was Hispanic and dark skinned, a flamboyant actress type. Kathy was quiet, Irish, very white skin, brown hair.

  We ended up at my dorm room later that night and, since my roommates were gone for the weekend, Kathy asked me if I wanted her to stay the night. Well, one thing led to another. I cannot remember exactly how we ended up in my bed naked but we did. She told me how much she liked my body, clean cut, with short hair, as compared to other longhaired males of the 1970s. She said that she had been watching me in class, despite her other male friend. She also giggled and said that she liked the shape of my ass.

  She started kissing me all over and then went down on me. Later I remember making love to her with me on top with her legs wrapped around me. I looked down at her and saw the Irish freckles on her face and breasts. I felt great joy and we’ve been together since.

  A fifty-five-year-old man wrote:

  The greatest night of sex was with my wife when, after eighteen years of marriage, she finally decided to let me perform oral sex on her. We must have made slow, sensual love for close to three hours. Her comment upon tiring was, “Why did I wait so long?”

  A fifty-six-year-old man wrote:

  I remember the day well. It was after about ten years of marriage and our eight-year-old daughter was away. For the first and only time my wife and I made love three times in one day.

  The first was right after we woke up and the second was when I came home from work at lunch. She undressed me and stroked my penis and balls. Since she still had her clothes on, I just pulled her panties aside and entered her. The third time was when I got home that evening. While we watched the news on TV she rode me, and had two orgasms, one after the other. For both of us each orgasm was better than the last.

  A sixty-two-year-old man wrote:

  There are two equal candidates.

  The first was in the 1970s. I had an affair with a married lady, a tiny little redhead who was a sex machine. We had a “dirty weekend” once where we screwed or had some kind of sex about ten times in two days. Upside down, backward, oral, anal—she had a soft wet pussy that was big for her size and she could go for a long time before coming. She gave head like no other and swallowed it all, which made her come. I have never experienced quite the same feeling again, having a woman moaning and coming and sucking me dry all at the same time. I still get aroused thinking about it.

  The second “best sex ever” was with my current partner of twenty-five-plus years who loves to be screwed from behind and, of course, I love to do it. When her beautiful bum is up, her head down, and we are connected, she moans, screams, cries, and pushes against me until she explodes (as do I). And it keeps getting better.

  A sixty-nine-year-old man wrote:

  The best was with a girl whom I dated for three or four months before discovering she was a high-priced call girl. Subsequently our relationship continued as, by then, I was able to accept the situation. As a matter of fact, I found it stimulating to hear of her liaisons each day. We lost contact when I was appointed to a job in Europe.

  A forty-six-year-old man wrote a long answer:

  This was several years ago. My wife Veronica and I had signed up for an erotic weekend at a friend’s bed-and-breakfast. We didn’t quite know what to expect, but we were game for just about anything.

  We arrived at about two-thirty on Friday afternoon. We weren’t yet settled in when it was time for our three o’clock appointment with Claudia, the sensuous massage therapist. I knew that this wasn’t going to be an ordinary therapeutic massage and I was more than ready. Since Veronica was still unpacking, I volunteered to go first.

  Claudia had one of the small hotel rooms set up with a massage table and a CD player with soft, relaxing music. She had me lie facedown on the table and warmed some oil between her hands. She began with my toes, then moved up my legs to my butt. As she was rubbing her way up my legs, she reached between them to touch my penis and balls. Boy, it felt great! After about thirty minutes of massage and teasing she had me turn over.

  I rolled over onto my back and Claudia placed a small towel over my eyes to put me into a total relaxation mode. As she had on my back, she started at my toes and moved up my legs. As she rubbed up my thighs, she would lightly touch my now partially erect penis. She spent about fifteen minutes on my upper body. While on my chest, she would pinch and tease my nipples. Now I know why this was advertised as a sensuous massage!

  I was so hot and my erection was obvious. Claudia purred softly, then applied a healthy amount of oil and began to directly massage my penis. My eyes were still covered and that added to the sensual nature of everything.

  After about two minutes, I came in her hands! It was wonderful but the best part was she didn’t stop! I was almost floating off the table and she was still going at it! After what seemed to be forever, she lightly caressed my penis and chest, cleaned up the mess I made, gave me a kiss on the cheek then left for a few moments’ break.

  I had been lying there for a while when my wife walked in. Although she hadn’t seen my orgasm she must have known what had happened. With a little tease in her voice, she commented that I certainly seemed to have enjoyed the massage! I got up and told her that Claudia would be back in a moment. She asked whether she’d enjoy it and I told her, “You’ll have the best massage ever!”

  I left the two women alone for about half an hour, then returned to the massage room. It was obvious from the way Veronica was writhing on the table that Claudia had given her the same treatment she had given me. I joined in massaging my wife’s beautiful body until Claudia whispered into my ear, “It’s your turn now.” She told me that the table was strong enough to hold both of us, then slipped out of the room.

  Not wanting to wait another minute, I pushed my wife’s knees up to her chest and climbed onto the table. We were two horny greased lovers at that moment. Since I had already come once, I was ready to go on for a long time, and so was she.

  Suspecting what the massage would do to Veronica, I had brought one of our favorite toys, a thick vibrator, and I had it all lubed up and ready to go. I inserted it into her vagina and she almost bounced off the table. I kissed and suckled one of her breasts while gently moving the vibrator around. After about five minutes, she began to come and it was just a wonderful sight. It was a great evening and the great start of a wonderful retreat!

  A fifty-one-year-old woman wrote:

  The best sex I ever had was with a man I had been seeing for a long time. It started early in the day when he called me at work and told me he was thinking about me kneeling before him and sucking his dick. I agreed that it was a wonderful idea, and, for the rest of the day, I was completely turned on and couldn’t wait to get to him.

  When I got to his house that evening we sat and talked for a little while and then he invited me to join him in the shower. We “helped” each other get good and clean. It was so erotic to touch his smooth, soapy body… I thoroughly enjoyed it. When I finished, I got out, dried off, and waited for him kneeling on the bedroom floor. He’s very sweet and romantic so when he came out he offered me his hand with the intention of taking me to bed.

  I pulled him to me and ran my hands over his body, letting him know that I intended to fulfill the promise that I’d made earlier on the phone. He got very hard inside my mouth and I was so turned on by that. He pulled me up and guided me onto the bed where he asked me to get on my hands and knees. One of my favorite positions is “doggy-style” and he’s wonderful.

  Two things made that eveni
ng so great. First is the fact that I love this man with all my heart and second is the way he works so hard to please me. I know he wants me to enjoy our love-making and that makes me feel loved in a way I’ve never felt before. He’s an excellent lover. I feel very lucky.

  A sixty-eight-year-old man wrote:

  I’ve thought about this question and I’ve settled on a recent experience with a lover who came to visit. We started necking standing in my kitchen, and she felt me get hard against her tummy as I slid my hands down and cupped her ass, pulling her against me. We went upstairs and stripped each other. She sort of half sat and half lay back on the edge of the bed as I stood between her legs and alternated between sucking her nipples and kissing her mouth. As I would lean over to kiss her, the head of my erect cock would graze her cunt lips.

  Eventually I knelt, pulled her ass to the edge of the bed, and licked her clit and slit, teasing her wet opening. I set my cock head at her entrance and talked to her as she worked on “sucking” it into her pussy. I’m pretty large so I went slowly, allowing her to adjust to my cock. Opened and lubricated, she finally drew me in all the way so my balls were against her butt.

  We spent a long time with me fucking her as hard and deep as I could, and with her riding my cock and leaning over to have me suck her nipples as she came several times. Eventually I asked to fuck her from behind. She knelt and arched her back, presenting her now sopping cunt to me. I slid in and she begged for me to give it to her hard and deep, then yelled for me to come. I did with huge, heartfelt spasms.

  Immediately after I came she slid off my cock, sucked the come off my cock head, and lay back, asking me to fuck her with a dildo I had given her. I did that, too, and licked her clit as I did. As she started coming again she reached down and grabbed the dildo, fucking herself with hard deep strokes as I licked her. She came and came.

  A twenty-one-year-old woman wrote:

  I love to take control, so the best sex I’ve had so far was when I initiated it, undressed him, then myself, then performed oral sex on him while he stood there with his hands in my hair, his legs shaking. After he came in my mouth, I kept him hard and had him sit on the couch where I straddled him and slid down onto his erection, moving as hard and as fast as I could. He let me have total control and he enjoyed it as much as I did. We learned a lot that night and much of it has carried over into our sex life since.

  A thirty-two-year-old man wrote:

  There are really two times that come to mind.

  The first was on our first anniversary when my wife and I made love in front of a fireplace in a small inn in Vermont. I used the head of my penis to stroke her clitoris, and we both came together, one of the few times that ever happened.

  The other was when I gave her a Yoni massage from a book I had read on Tantric sex. I kept her stimulated for over an hour and never even touched her clitoris. Finally she came, screamed (also a first), and actually ejaculated. I came with no stimulation to me, just from having seen her. Unbelievable!

  A fifty-four-year-old man wrote:

  The best was when my wife and I made love in the basement on a deck-chair mattress. We used a flavored lotion that got warm with body contact. I rubbed it on my cock and on her tits and I have never come so hard in my life.

  A thirty-six-year-old woman wrote:

  I’m not sure exactly how to answer. Perhaps my best was casual sex, I’m embarrassed to say, with a guy I met at a bar while in college. We went to my dorm room and had sex for two or three hours. I was so turned on because he just kept saying how gorgeous I was and how beautiful and good tasting my pussy was. All that talk just got me going.

  A twenty-six-year-old woman wrote:

  The best sex I ever had was on the basement floor. I was flat on my back and he was kneeling between my legs. He was able to be inside me and still use his hands to roam all sorts of fun places.

  A nineteen-year-old woman wrote:

  My best time was the first time my husband and I had sex. We had gone out of town and were staying in a hotel. It was the first time I had had any sex since I was raped as a young teenager.

  My then-boyfriend knew about my past so he went very slowly and was really understanding. He didn’t rush me or force me into anything, just kissed me very slowly from head to toe. He massaged me and touched every part of my body. It may have not been very good by someone else’s standards, but to me it was the best just because he was so considerate of what I had been through.

  Afterward we held each other and talked and then eventually did it all again. We stayed up all night just making love and cuddling and enjoying being together. He replaced all those bad memories with thoughts of a night of wonderful loving.

  A forty-eight-year-old man wrote:

  A long time ago there was a secretary at work. Even though we were both partnered we’d been flirting for months. After the Christmas party that year I gave her a ride home and we ended up parking. We did all kinds of stuff, from oral to several creative positions with each of us reaching several orgasms. It was wicked, bad, and wrong—and yet so right. We met three more times and she gave me excellent oral each time. We also shared great anal sex.

  On what we agreed would be the final time she asked that we do it in her boss’s office. I will never forget the sight of her perfect ass bent over her boss’s desk. She was wearing garters with lace-top black stockings, and the sight of lifting her skirt and revealing all that was incredible.

  A twenty-two-year-old man wrote:

  My best, although there are lots, was a night of real lovemaking, licking, rubbing, and kissing each other all over, watching each other’s reactions, engrossed in giving one another pleasure. It had started with just a kiss, but once we kissed, we couldn’t stop. It was slow and sensual. I think it was so great because it was all about making each other feel good, and showing one another how much we loved giving each other pleasure.

  A sixty-year-old man wrote:

  I once had a very turbulent secret sexual relation with a colleague from the office, a twenty-six-year-old dark-skinned girl from Malaysia. She was really attractive and sexy with soft skin and coarse, dark pubic hair.

  One day we fucked for several hours outdoors in the long grass in a fruit orchard. I took her that day in every possible way. She gave me blow jobs and I made her come with my mouth and fucked her with my tongue. What was best was that at the end of the day she decided she wanted to blow me, have me come in her mouth, and swallow. I kissed her madly and we both shared my come. This is the most intense sexual experience I ever had.

  A thirty-eight-year-old man wrote:

  My girlfriend and I went to a nightclub for drinks and a dance one evening. She had on a tight top with a full-length zipper and a tiny little swishy skirt. I asked her to zip the top up only half way so, since she didn’t wear a bra, I could see her tits jiggle. Wow, did they. When she danced I could clearly see her big, hard nipples. Since she wasn’t wearing panties, I was able to play with her cunt on the dance floor by pulling up the front of her skirt. On the way home she undid her top all the way and played with her tits while I watched.

  Later, while I tried to drive, she pulled up her skirt and masturbated to orgasm. Well, I had to stop at the side of the road at the airport so she could give me a nice head job.

  A fifty-nine-year-old man wrote:

  Probably the first time my wife sucked me off would qualify. She put a little too much suction on and I think she sucked out some of my brain cells.

  A thirty-three-year-old woman wrote:

  Actually, the best sex that I’ve ever had is a toss-up between masturbating and a lover I had about five years ago. He was seven years younger than I was and he really knew what to do and how to do it. It was great because it was the first time I was given oral sex and he knew just how to do it. He licked and sucked until I was dripping wet, then made me come like I’d never come before.

  A fifty-one-year-old woman wrote:

  I lost a bet with my husband one day
several years ago. I don’t even remember what we bet on, but had I won he’d agreed to do the housework for me while I sat and did whatever I pleased. If I lost I had agreed that he could do whatever he wished to me for one night. Well, I lost, and he chose to give me an enema, then have anal sex with me.

  I’d always refused his requests for anal sex because it was embarrassing and I thought it would be icky. He was intuitive enough to have figured out that I really wanted to try, but was afraid of making a mess. The enemas he gave me while he played with my clit and put a vibrator in my vagina made me incredibly hot so that, when he lubed his cock and slowly entered my ass, it felt exciting, with little pain. We play like that often now.

  A forty-seven-year-old woman wrote:

  My lover and I did it on my former boss’s office desk while the cleaning lady was in the outside office. I had on a two-piece suit with stay-up stockings and high heels but we were so hot for each other we couldn’t wait. He opened my blouse, unhooked the front clip of my bra, then pushed up my skirt, unzipped his pants, and rammed into me. My lover was pumping me really hard and my tits were bouncing when we both exploded.

  Afterward we had to attend a retirement party for one of our colleagues and my boss was there. All through dinner my lover and I couldn’t stop looking at each other, the smell of sex still on our bodies. He told me later that all he could think of during the meal was me, lying across that desk with my tits bouncing and my legs wrapped around his neck. That was just one of the many “best sex” scenes we have shared.