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Betting on the Muse

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by Charles Bukowski


  I’m afraid

  to face

  her.

  you got any

  wine?”

  “one bottle.”

  “can I have a

  drink?”

  I got the bottle

  and put the

  corkscrew to

  the

  cork.

  Lou sat there

  and rolled a

  cigarette with

  one

  hand.

  A View from the Quarter, March 12th, 1965:

  we are in a terrible hurry to die

  as large Negroes break the

  pavement

  our fingers tremble on dark

  coffee cups

  as this city

  all the cities

  lie spread-legged

  dipped into with

  beak,

  I awaken to pull a shade

  open

  I awaken to black men and

  white men and no

  men—

  they rape everything

  they walk into churches and

  churches burn down

  they pet dogs and dogs heave

  yellow saliva and

  die

  they buy paintings that they

  don’t understand

  they buy women that they

  don’t understand

  they buy everything and

  what they can’t buy

  they kill

  their women approach me

  they wiggle in the sacrament of

  their flesh

  they sway before me upon the towers

  of their high-heels

  the whole sum of them wanting

  to make me scream

  in some idiot’s glory

  but I look again

  and I know that they are

  dead

  that it is useless

  and I cross the street

  to buy a loaf of

  bread

  at night

  the sweetest sound I hear is

  the dripping of the

  toilet

  or some unemployed Jazzman

  practicing his runs—

  a wail of martyrdom to an

  always

  incomplete

  self

  we only pretend to live

  while we wait on something

  we wait on something

  and look at diamond wrist watches

  through plate glass windows

  as a spider sucks the guts out of a

  fly

  we pay homage to Marshal Foch’s

  granddaughter bending over a

  tub of laundry,

  we walk down St. Peter St.

  hoping to find a

  dime in the gutter

  the dogs know us

  the dogs know us

  best

  the Jazzman sends it home to

  me through the blue glass of a

  4 p.m. Friday

  afternoon

  he wants me to know how he

  feels

  as feet run over my

  head

  as the dead men suck in

  spaghetti

  as the dead men machinegun the

  bridge

  and in moments of rest

  pray and drink

  good scotch

  I have watched the artists

  rotting in their chairs

  while the tourists took pictures

  of an old iron railing not yet made

  into guns

  I have seen you, New Orleans,

  I have seen you, New York,

  Miami, Philly, Frisco, St. Louie,

  L.A., Dago, Houston, and

  most of the rest. I have

  seen nothing. your best men are

  drunks and your worst men are

  locking them

  up,

  your best men are killers and

  your worst men are

  selling them

  bullets

  your best men die in alleys

  under a sheet of paper

  while your worst men

  get statues in parks

  for pigeons to shit upon for

  centuries

  the Jazzman stops. My god, it’s

  quiet, that’s all I can say now!

  it’s quiet. it’s quiet. let me think

  if I feel like thinking and if

  I don’t, mama, let me not

  think.

  4:26 p.m.

  the Quarter

  I look down on the floor—

  a beer carton

  busted open and empty

  says

  “Don’t litter!

  Keep America

  Beautiful!”

  and like the Jazzman:

  don’t wanta think

  no more.

  drink

  the saddest bar I was ever

  in was in New Orleans,

  a place west of Canal

  Street.

  I still remember the

  name of it

  but for now

  let’s just call it Bar

  Zero.

  it was across from

  my room,

  a mouse-infested

  hole on the

  second

  floor.

  I walked into Bar

  Zero one night

  around eleven

  p.m.

  and

  asked for a

  beer.

  it took the bartender

  an eternity to get it

  to me.

  the poor devil had

  a club foot.

  the people

  sat at old round

  wooden

  tables.

  the overhead lights

  were glaringly

  bright.

  I was 20 years old,

  not too keen on

  living

  and the place

  immediately

  brought me

  down.

  I looked over

  at one table.

  a lady was sitting

  with 3

  men.

  the poor dear had

  a glass eye.

  it was bright green,

  no sign of a

  pupil.

  the glass eye

  gleamed silently

  in the impossible

  light.

  the men seemed

  almost as

  one, they looked

  so similar,

  they were skeletal

  with sagging

  almost snow-white

  skin.

  their toothless mouths

  hung open.

  one of the men was

  a bit younger:

  a toothpick hung from

  his mouth.

  he was the liveliest of

  that

  group.

  at another table

  a man sat alone in

  pin-striped

  coveralls.

  his beer glass had

  tipped upon its

  side.

  there was a pool

  of beer on the

  table.

  he was

  still, he never

  moved.

  he didn’t appear

  to be

  breathing.

  but

  out of each

  corner of his mouth

  oozed two streams

  of spittle.

  the new spittle

  slowly

  ran over the old

  spittle which had

  dried white.

  there was a total

  silence.

  I gulped my beer

  down and ordered

  another.

  an old black and

  white dog

  sat in
the

  corner.

  his ribs showed

  through

  as he continued

  to bite at his

  body,

  he never stopped,

  the fleas were

  eating him

  alive.

  his teeth were

  gone,

  so he just gummed

  his flesh,

  doing what he

  could, a gallant

  battle—

  you heard the

  continuous

  sucking,

  the only

  sound in the

  place.

  then from somewhere

  an old dame

  appeared,

  straight white

  hair,

  she was dressed

  all in black,

  looked a

  hundred years

  old,

  she walked up,

  stuck her face

  into mine,

  “HEY!” she

  said.

  some speech

  at last.

  “HEY!”

  she attempted to

  mount the bar

  stool next to

  mine,

  wheezing.

  I helped her up

  on the

  stool,

  asked the barkeep

  for two

  beers.

  she put the glass

  to her lips, chugged most

  of it down,

  the rest running

  down her face and

  into her black

  lap.

  she made no

  attempt to

  dry herself.

  I ordered her

  another

  beer.

  then one of the

  three men at the

  other table began

  singing:

  “Somebody bet

  on the bob-tailed

  nag, I’m gonna

  bet on the

  grey!”

  he sang the same

  line three times,

  then

  stopped.

  I asked for a glass

  of wine.

  when it finally

  arrived

  there was

  dust floating

  on the

  top.

  I drank it

  down.

  there was the

  faint taste of

  turpentine.

  I ordered

  another.

  I drank there a couple

  of hours.

  nothing really

  happened.

  the bright lights

  remained

  bright and the

  poor dog

  kept

  gumming at

  himself.

  “HEY!” the old dame

  would yell

  and I’d order her

  another

  beer.

  then I remembered I

  had something to

  drink in my

  room.

  I got off my stool

  and

  walked

  out.

  I walked across

  the street,

  went to my room,

  found the bottle,

  sat in a chair,

  in the dark,

  drinking

  and looking

  across the street

  and into

  the bar.

  the old dame

  had not moved,

  the people at the

  tables were as

  before

  as the dog

  continued to

  chomp.

  I heard the mice

  moving around

  behind me

  in the

  dark.

  where before

  they had always

  irritated me

  with their bold

  sharing of my

  space,

  I now felt the

  sound of them,

  the presence

  of them

  almost

  endearing.

  I drank

  from the

  bottle

  looking down

  at the

  bar.

  I lived in that

  room for two

  more months

  but only once

  went back

  to that

  place.

  as I walked

  in

  the man was

  singing:

  “Somebody bet

  on the bob-tailed

  nag, I’m gonna

  bet on the

  grey!”

  and I turned

  around and

  walked out

  and that was

  that.

  black and white

  I must have checked in drunk

  because I awakened in the

  morning

  in a small bed in an old

  hotel room.

  I wasn’t even sure of the

  city.

  I walked to the window

  and looked down.

  I was on one of the

  upper floors.

  the movement of the

  people and the automobiles

  down there

  almost took on a dream-

  like

  quality.

  I had a suicide complex

  or I thought I had

  one.

  I tried to open the window,

  it would make a great

  jump

  down.

  the window wouldn’t open,

  I’d have to try something

  else.

  there was a knock on the

  door.

  “come in,” I said.

  it was a buxom black

  maid.

  I was standing in my

  underwear.

  she didn’t say

  anything, just went about

  changing the

  sheets.

  “what’s a good way to

  kill yourself?” I asked

  her.

  “you want to kill yourself?”

  she asked.

  “yeah.”

  “you look like you need

  a drink.”

  “yeah.”

  “I’ll order something,” she

  said.

  she got on the

  telephone.

  I heard her ordering whiskey

  and beer.

  “what city is this?”

  I asked.

  “St. Louis.”

  “you been working here

  long?” I asked.

  “2 years…”

  she had a duster.

  she was dusting things.

  the duster was made up of

  black and white

  feathers.

  “forget that,” I said.

  “forget what?”

  “dusting.”

  she walked over with the

  duster and dusted me

  up the front.

  then she dusted my

  rear.

  there was a knock at

  the door.

  I went to my pants and

  got my

  wallet.

  I opened the door,

  got the drinks, tipped

  him a dollar.

  “you sure this is

  St. Louis?” I asked.

  she took the tray,

  uncapped the

  whiskey, poured two glasses,

  half full, added seltzer

  water.

  she uncapped 2 bottles

  of beer.

  we sat on the edge

  of the bed,

  clicked glasses, went for
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  it.

  “the first one’s best,”

  she said.

  “damn right…”

  we sat there drinking.

  “don’t you have to work?”

  I asked.

  “what do you mean?”

  “I mean, the rooms, don’t

  you have to do the

  rooms?”

  “they won’t fire me.

  listen, do you really want to

  kill yourself?” she asked.

  “I think so.”

  “you’re not sure?”

  “sometimes I’m more sure

  than other times.”

  “my sister killed herself.”

  I poured 2 more drinks.

  the clock radio said

  10: 37 a.m.

  “what do you do?”

  she asked.

  “I’m unemployed.”

  “you ever worked?”

  “many times.”

  we sat there drinking.

  sometimes she poured,

  sometimes I did.

 

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