Fantasy Fulfillment in Vegas - You Can Live Up To Your Imagination (Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook)

by The Leach, Ray; The Teach, Rex

  The moral of the story is that sometimes, even in Vegas, too much of a good thing could eventually become a bad thing.

  Doggy Treat: When you arrive at your gate, you could always ask if they are going to be looking for volunteers to take a later flight.

  Step 10: Preparation before Boarding

  The Hounds are good scouts, always prepared. We make sure that we have some extra coins in case of a restroom emergency, and headset for noise reduction such as a screaming kid. Don't forget reading material such as this fantastic book. There is also a possibility that games could be played on the aircraft. Unfortunately, not the games the Hounds like such as lick the tail or is it pin the tail. We get a little confused.

  Doggy Treat: Be sure to have some reading material. So when you are on the plane you have something to occupy you. The Hounds strongly suggest our future number one best selling, extremely entertaining, and informative book.

  Headset

  You might want to purchase a noise cancelling headset. This may be less of a must have gear on the way to Vegas but on the way back it could be a major plus. These headsets are great when you really do not want to talk to anyone and/or just want to listen to music. Your friends would be envious if there is a crying baby near you. They may be willing to pay big bucks for the rental of your headset.

  Extra Dollars

  We have been on airlines where we play games as we are heading for Vegas. There is a possibility that your flight may have this luxury, so be sure to have some dollar bills. We won't discuss the dollar bill game in case the rules are top secret by the airlines. We would also recommend bringing extra dollars in ones for tipping. For some reason, it makes some of the employees more friendly and apt to want to talk to you and give you better service. This is where you can pick-up some good information.

  Checking-out Passengers

  During the flight the Hounds are always looking around for possible prey. Perhaps a travel group of women all sitting together. Going to the restroom is a perfect set-up to meet someone. We Hounds like to do something that will stand-out such as stumbling and grabbing someone of interest to keep from falling. They will remember especially if you accidentally grab them in the right spot, this is a great ice breaker.

  Pay Restroom

  There is a European airline considering charging its passengers to use the restroom. So be sure to carry lots of change especially if you have eaten some good spicy food. The Hounds have wondered what would happen if there was an outbreak of food poisoning with all the passengers on a full flight. For example, if there are over 100 passengers and just 3 restrooms. You can do the math. Would there be a coin changer and/or an ATM machine on board this flight?

  Now, the Hounds have given you these very important steps in preparing for your trip, so now you have the right tools needed before leaving for Vegas. The big question is what are you going to do when you get to Vegas?

  Chapter 4

  Viva Viva Vegas

  "Taking a nip while strolling down the strip can be an erotic fantasy trip if you follow the Hounds tips”

  Proverb: As we walk through the valley of the living and we fear no competition for the love that we seek, because we know the trouble of those who searches without the guidance of Teach and Leach

  Chapter 4 celebrates Las Vegas. Where else can you start your day on a sandy beach, visit a pyramid, a castle, the statue of liberty, the Eiffel Tower, Roman statues, a volcano, be in a middle of a pirate fight, party at Planet Hollywood, Hard Rock café, and Hooters. Where can you do all of this just within a few blocks of each other? No where else, only in Las Vegas. Of course, there is also this little thing called gambling.

  The Las Vegas Strip is the world's favorite adult vacation destination location; it is open for adult fantasy fulfillment 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There are just as many people out and about at 2am as there are at 2pm. On the 5 mile Strip there are over 20 world class casino resort hotels, each with its own unique theme and attractions, including those spectacular Las Vegas shows. Many of the world's most famous restaurants and stores have a location on the Strip. And yes, there is also a little thing called Las Vegas casino gambling. This is when you gamble in a Las Vegas casino. DUH!!

  In this chapter the Hounds will celebrate Las Vegas and explain why Las Vegas. We could have picked any exotic location to write this book about, we picked Vegas.

  Not only because of the famous campaign slogan "What Happens in Vegas...", but also because we feel it is one of the very few magic places in the world where people's fantasies really do come true. . . everyday! Just like the mouse kingdom.

  Magic of Vegas

  With all due respect to the late-great Walt Disney and his famous mouse, the Hounds contend that the Las Vegas Strip is the most magical place on earth, especially for adults.

  Where else can you start your day on a sandy beach, visit a pyramid, a castle, the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, Roman statues, a volcano, be in the middle of a Pirate ship fight and end up at a circus, all within just a few blocks of each other?

  That is magical enough, but above all else, the real magic of Las Vegas is the casino gambling. Just think, at any time day or night, anyone (maybe you) can enter a casino; walk up to a loud and colorful slut and/or slot machine, put in just a few coins, pull that stiff handle and then. . . BING, BING, BING you just hit a jackpot!!!

  Of course, it does not happen every time, but in Las Vegas it does happen enough times, to enough people, to keep most everyone who visits Vegas dreaming of coming back to try their luck again.

  For over 50 years, millions of people from all over the world have come to Las Vegas to escape their everyday routine lives and hope to fulfill their fantasies. Now with help from the Hound's "good book", many more will achieve fantasy fulfillment, and we are not just talking about gambling.

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a happy couple, Penny and Buck, who live in California and had decided, just for fun, to spend a weekend away from each other. Penny said her and her gal-pals were going north up the coast for a wine and cheese getaway. Buck said he and his guy-pals were going south down the coast for a surf and turf getaway, but instead Buck and his pals went to Vegas for some fantasy fulfillment fun.

  That first night Buck and his pals went to a very fun and friendly bar at the Mandalay Bay hotel, Buck saw a beautiful blond goddess at the back of the bar, he told everyone "that's my jackpot; I'm going to win her". So he strolled up behind her and when she turned around. . .Surprise Surprise Surprise. . .it was Penny. Oops! Now they would have to just laugh, and try to make the most of it, as if it was planned.

  So that weekend Penny and Buck enjoyed a lavish Las Vegas show, a delicious meal at a world famous restaurant and saw a volcano erupt (outside and inside their room). In the evening they took a very romantic gondola ride and that night they enjoyed some wild horizontal aerobics inside a pyramid. They both returned home with a smile on their face and memories of a lifetime. Penny and Buck sure got their moneys worth, and they both censored. . . their brains out.

  The moral of the story is a fantasy fulfillment can in many ways enhance your relationship.

  Gambling capital of the world

  Ever since Bugsy Siegel opened the Flamingo casino hotel in the 1950s, Las Vegas has become the gambling capital of the world, and always will be. Even though every year new places in the USA and around the world open up to legalized gambling, they just can't compete with Vegas. The Hounds do agree that some of these new gambling hot spots are becoming very enticing, such as the casinos in the mountains of Colorado, the island of Macau near China and several islands in the Caribbean, but there is only one Las Vegas.

  To enjoy the complete package, the resorts, the nightlife, the shows, the restaurants, the shopping, all the attractions and the gambling, Las Vegas is still the very best place on earth to fulfill your adult fantasies, whatever it may be.

  Think about it, Vegas has spent "Billions of Dollars" creating the most spectacular casi
no resort hotels in the world, all just a few blocks away from each other. In just a few hours you can visit and enjoy all of them. Twenty-four hours a day you can stroll up and down the Las Vegas strip and come across big winners and big losers, hookers, horny hounds, celebrities and maybe even the ghost of Dancing Bare.

  But once again the magic and main attraction for visitors is Las Vegas casino gambling. Think of it, anyone playing at any time, with just a little luck, can be a winner. And if you are at the right place, at the right time, you never know when lady luck will give you that toothless smile as you win that multi-million dollar jackpot!!!

  Las Vegas casino gambling

  You already know this book is not actually about casino gambling. But the Hounds can't write a book about fulfilling your Vegas fantasies without at least a side dish about Vegas casino gambling.

  It's true the Hounds know more about gambling on the game of life, or love, than they know about gambling on a casino game of chance. Let's just say we are more into playing "Pok-Her" then playing "Poker". On the other paw, throughout our travels, we do spend a lot of time in casinos, so being the observant Hounds that we are; we have discovered a few things and we are not talking just about gambling.

  Doggy Treat: You are in Vegas to relax, have fun and to fulfill your fantasies. Only gamble with money that you can afford to lose, you have other fantasies to fulfill.

  Las Vegas casino gambling includes three basic types; slot machines, table games and the sports books. (If the Hounds had their way, there would be another game called table aerobics.) Here is a quick and easy overview of the 3 types of Las Vegas casino gambling:

  Slut Machines, sorry, we mean slot machines, come in many different types and money amounts. The game though, is basically the same, you put in a coin or a few coins, push a few buttons and/or pull a handle, and then you either win or lose on that spin.

  The Hounds have noticed that winning slots are most often located near the stairs, near the bar entrance, near the table games etc. where most people can see you winning, When you enter the casino, the first thing that you normally hear is the slot machine's winning sounds. Could it be they want to get your attention in order to entice you to spend more money so you can be one of the possible winners?

  Some people like playing the slots that make the most noise, or the ones that are the most colorful, or the ones that are more of an interactive game. Some people like playing the slots where someone else has been playing a long time and finally gets up all angry because they lost all their money. . .now it is your turn to win their lost money. Some people like walking around the casino until they find that one slot machine that looks to them like it is about to pay off big!!!

  There are many slot machine theories, but after all is said and done, winning at slots is mostly pure luck, so play the slots you feel most comfortable and lucky about playing. Also remember the bigger the money amount on the slot you play, the bigger the money amount you can win, or lose. Duh! The Hounds like to start small, get lucky winning and move on to bigger amounts. Or maybe not get lucky at the slot machines so we can move on to the other "getting lucky".

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a guy; let's call him Buford, who is superstitious about his gambling, just like a lot of gamblers. So Buford has a fear of being jinxed if he doesn't do the same repetition before he pulls the handle of the slot machine. Evidently, Buford must have had a big win after this repetitive act, maybe $20. His act was sliding his boots, scratching his crotch, and then his ass before pulling the handle on the slot machine. Now, that would be a funny show that the Hounds would love to witness.

  The moral of the story is that if you do something disgusting when you make that big win on the slot machine, you can repeat it but don't expect the same results.

  Doggy Treat: Beware of the penny slot machines. You may think you are risking less money but once you push max bet, you are actually risking a lot more bones.

  Table Games also come in different types (Craps, Roulette, Blackjack, Poker etc. . .) these are games of luck but also skill. Some people can become good enough at these games to win regularly. Some gamblers become so skilled at these games, they can become professional gamblers. Of course, in Las Vegas, the real professionals are the friendly ladies strolling around the casino.

  Remember though, becoming very good at table games takes a lot of time, effort and money. Don't be too impressed when you see a player at a table with a large amount of chips, they may have started with a much larger amount and are actually losing. The Hounds have noticed that when a table changes dealers, the luck of the players at that table also changes.

  Doggy Treat: Beware of being deliberately distracted by the casino staff when you are on a winning streak at the tables.

  The Hounds Poker words of wisdom. . .

  Playing Poker has become very popular these days. We have heard many stories about how crazy and dangerous theses games can become, so the Hounds came up with a few words of wisdom, for new players to consider. We aren't saying that this always happens, but it does happen a lot more times than one would think, so beware of our poker words of wisdom.

  Never sit at a table to play poker with. . .

  Never sit at a table to play poker with someone named Slim, Tiny, Fats etc. . . That six foot six, 360 pound player named Tiny has been playing poker since he was 12 years old, first he will win all your money and then snack on your left leg as an appetizer before his next buffet.

  Never sit at a table to play poker with someone named after a large state. That friendly player named Dakota, has an angry, wild and crazy ex-girlfriend. She will show up with a shotgun and take a few shots at him; of course, she will miss him and hit you.

  Never sit at a table to play poker with some old guy with a tooth-pick in his mouth and a gun in his belt. Sooner or later he will get angry, go crazy and start shooting his gun; of course, he will miss everyone else and hit you.

  Never sit at a table to play poker with someone wearing very sexy, revealing clothes. Pardon me, but is that a row of silver dollars in your pants, or are you just glad to play with me. Sooner or later you will be spending more time noticing their outfit and less time noticing your cards; you will lose all your money and they will go away with Tiny who won the big jackpot.

  Sport Books are lounges at casinos for betting on sporting events. Everyday or night there are races and sport games being played throughout the USA that you can bet on. Just think, at the same time you can bet on football games, horse racing or the Hounds favorite "the running of the bitches". You can even parlay your bet (bet on several games with the same bet) to get bigger odds and win bigger amounts, if all your teams win.

  Once again there are some people who become very good at betting at Sport Books, but it takes time, effort and especially money. The Hounds prefer to sit there, pretend we know what we are doing; watch all the free games on the many giant TVs, eat the free food, drink the free drinks, and if we want, actually bet on a game. Or just relax and get ready for the big hunt at the bars that night.

  Doggy Treat: Search around for the best odds on a sporting game, that way you get the most win for your money. . .if you win.

  Once again, since you are in Las Vegas, the gambling capital of the world, try your luck at the casinos. If you follow the Hounds good book, you are really in Vegas to enjoy games that don't only include betting your money. But then again, our fantasy fulfillment games could be compared to betting your money but with a lot better odds. You never know which betting lady luck will favor. Just use the guidelines in our book and we are sure that you can convince lady luck to give you better odds in fulfilling your adult fantasies.

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a guy who had a sure proof gambling system. He told his work pals he was going to Vegas with $1000.00 to try it out and get rich. But, some how his system works a lot better in his basement than it did at the casinos; he lost all his gambling money. At the Vegas airport, on the way back home, still feeling like a failure, he put o
ne of his very last dollars into a slot machine and Bing, Bing, Bing. . . he won a $5000.00 jackpot. Now he figures he can stretch the truth and tell his work pals the system worked, he came back with $5000.00 dollars.

  The moral of the story is that there are many gambling systems, but the very best one is LUCK.

  Where to stay

  The Hounds believe that deciding where to stay on your Vegas adventure is a very important part of fulfilling your fantasy; the right hotel with the right theme cannot only improve your identity façade but does wonders for your prey's interest in you. You don't want to pick-up someone at the Wynn Resort and take them to the "Do Drop In" motel, it kind of dampens the mood.

  It seems that many travelers to Vegas don't understand that the world class resorts on the Las Vegas strip cost about the same and therefore are a much better value then the other hotels off the strip. The resorts don't make their profits from just the room rates; they make them from the nightclubs, restaurants, shows, shopping, and yes the gambling.

  Doggy Treat: The number one goal of each Vegas resort is to get you inside by having an elaborate theme, your goal is to enjoy as many of them as you can.

  Like we said before, the developers in Vegas have spent Billions of dollars creating the most spectacular resorts in the world, each with its own special theme. So you must decide which resort fits your fantasy. Ask yourself; are you a Caesars Palace, Bellagio type person or a Circus Circus, Excalibur type person? Also remember, Vegas is constantly rebuilding; new hotels seem to be replacing the older hotels almost every year. On the strip, when a hotel starts losing its appeal to its customers, then it is time to replace it. We strongly suggest your travel group do some research before just picking the hotel.