Wild Cards V: Down and Dirty

by George R. R. Martin

  Belinda May’s fingers flittered over the selection of sushi and tempura on her tray. Quickly she settled on a piece of dark red maguro. She bit the tuna in half and chewed with an expression of ecstasy he remembered all too well.

  He picked up a fantailed shrimp and bit off all but the tip. The shrimp was nudging its way down his throat like a pebble in a narrow water pipe when a sudden chilly blast of air whipped through the sushi bar. He glanced up to see the patrons in the other booths, including Pesticide, looking toward the door. A gang of young toughs had entered, dressed in mackintosh coats to a man. It was evident they had some sinister purpose in mind.

  The fish-faced joker gurgled something to them via his helmet speaker, probably urging them to vacate the premises at once. The short tough who appeared to be their leader responded threateningly with a hammer, directed at the joker’s water helmet.

  Their faces, Leo thought, the muscles in his gut tightening. He barely noticed the young juvie, if that’s what he was, slipping out the door. Something about their faces …

  The toughs’ faces were all the same, immobile, strangely devoid of life. The young preacher realized with a start the toughs were wearing plastic masks. The familiar, grinning likeness—an exaggerated pug nose and a lick of blond hair falling across the broad forehead—was distorted with a tone that would have been satirical if the toughs hadn’t exuded such dark menace.

  With a bolt of horror he recognized the face as his own. The toughs were wearing Leo Barnett masks!

  He barely felt the restraining touch of Belinda May on his arm as he stepped from the booth. “Don’t go, don’t draw any attention to yourself!” she hissed. “They’re Werewolves! A joker streetgang! And they know who you are!”

  Her words reminded him that many jokers had publicly spoken of their hatred of him for the political and the moral stands he had taken in the past. Their overreaction had only hardened his followers in the belief that something had to be done to end the problem of the wild card virus. This in turn had hardened victims in their belief that something had to be done to end political repression. The young preacher trembled. What would he do if the Werewolves recognized him?

  Wild, fearful thoughts that made him ashamed flashed through his brain. A moment ago he had been a semi-anonymous patron of a sushi bar; now he was a lightning rod that anyone in danger could point to in order to distract the Werewolves.

  “For God’s sake, sit down!” hissed Belinda May, yanking him down beside her. He landed with a thump.

  And a hollow chill tore through his being as he saw the nearest of the masked faces turn toward him. That thump had been just loud enough. He instinctively put his hand over his mouth, as if to hide a belch or an untimely remark. And for the next few moments he dared to hope his ploy had worked, for the tough seemed content to use his tentacle to scratch the folds of skin hanging below his mask.

  The maître d’, meanwhile, was held motionless by the threat of the hammer above his helmet. One tough withdrew a gun from beneath his mackintosh. There was a commotion at the far end of the sushi bar, as the other patrons reacted to the situation.

  Another tough withdrew a machete from his coat and tossed it into the air. He tapped the forehead of his mask—a gesture evidently indicating his telekinetic power over the weapon, which spun out of sight down the far corridor like a giant version of those deadly ninja stars Leo had seen thrown in kung fu movies.

  There was a loud ssshhhick!

  People screamed. Drawing their knives, two other toughs moved out of sight. The machete returned to the hand of the thrower like a boomerang. The tentacled tough, meanwhile, nodded at two comrades, pointed at someone, then at someone else, and then at Leo. The trio walked up the corridor. The young preacher barely noted the screams from the other corridor.

  Sweet Jesus, not me, don’t let them be heading for me, he thought. Now very much afraid that even the slightest motion would make the Werewolves notice him, he refrained from wiping the beads of sweat on his brow. Regardless of what happened next, the spotlight of the nation would be thrown on him. He prayed to the Lord, asking for guidance.

  But none came. He could only wait, and hope. The ensuing seconds seemed like eons, endless stretches of time punctuated by the sounds of gunfire from outside, or screeching tires, and of people screaming. The Edge had erupted into a war zone.

  The toughs with the knives, now bloody, returned. Their leader shouted to the ones approaching the young preacher, “What are you assholes doing? Let’s get out of here!”

  The tentacled tough looked back just long enough to say, “In a minute, man. We’ve got some business to take care of.”

  An obese tough with lobster’s claws instead of hands stopped by the booth where Pesticide sat, put one claw under her chin, and lifted her face to his. One of the men with her almost made a move but was detained by a look from the third tough, who signaled very clearly with his handgun.

  “Pretty, pretty,” said the clawed tough. “You wouldn’t be so proud to show your face in public if it was anything like mine.”

  The tentacled tough turned toward the young preacher and motioned as if to say, “Be right with you.”

  The tough menacing Pesticide became distracted by staccato machine gun fire from outside, and Pesticide took advantage of the oppotunity to bat his claw from her face with a tiny hand and stand up defiantly. Compared to the man she was facing, she seemed fragile, helpless, and small.

  Meanwhile the young preacher’s sense of outrage grew, overpowering both fear and common sense.

  The sushi bar alarm began to clang deafeningly, with no sign of abating.

  The leader of the toughs said, “That was a stupid thing to do, fishface!” and smashed his hammer down on the maître d’s water helmet.

  The joker immediately began coughing, unable to draw oxygen from the air. He cut his hands on the shards of his helmet as he brought them to his throat, as if warding off an invisible strangler.

  While everyone was preoccupied with the maître d’s death throes, a strange yellow light began to glow from within Pesticide. It became so bright that her clothing resembled gossamer thrown over a spotlight. Her entire skeleton became visible, sheathed by the outlines of her skin and the dim silhouettes of her inner organs.

  A black force gathering inside her became evident.

  She opened her mouth, as if to scream. Instead an intense light like that of a laser stabbed from her mouth and struck the lobster-handed tough.

  The black force rushed up her throat.

  And came out of her mouth.

  And followed the path of the light.

  It was a horde of scarlet insects, wing-backed and hideous, chirping like the incessant chorus of a nightmare. They covered the tough like a swarm of locusts before he could react. They began chewing immediately, chewing through his coat, through his mask, through the shells of his claws—burrowing inside him in a matter of seconds.

  The tough screamed and fell backward onto the table of an empty booth. He rolled into the seat and beat what was left of his claws frantically on his body, futilely attempting to stop the horde of insects from continuing their grisly meal. Through it all Pesticide stood motionless, shining, staring at him with lifeless eyes that in the wake of her inner glow resembled ebony jewels.

  She did not notice the tough with the gun point the barrel at her head. The shot that rang out was only dimly muffled by the clanging of the alarm. Pesticide’s brains splattered against the wall and onto the friend beside her. She fell, dead instantly, into his arms. The tough backed away, pointing his gun at her other two companions to hold them off.

  The leader called out, “Come on! Let’s get the fuck out of here!”

  Belinda May shouted, “No, Leo, no!”

  For the young preacher had already given in to his rage and charged the two remaining toughs in the corridor. He had no idea exactly what he planned to do. He only knew Pesticide’s only crime had been defending herself, however strangely, again
st their aggression.

  His ill-defined plans were quickly aborted when he was stopped by a tentacled tough—the Werewolf s arm was elongating from his sleeve! It wrapped around the young preacher’s neck and lifted him from the floor like a doll caught in a hangman’s noose. The young preacher kicked and waved his arms about; he attempted to scream in defiance, but the hold of the tentacle was too tight. All he could really do was choke. He had just enough air to breathe, no more. Still he continued to fight and kick.

  Something hard struck him at the back of the head. It was the ceiling. He felt the world swirl around him as the tough partially retracted his tentacle.

  The touch drew him close. He stared into the weird gray eyes behind the mask. “Look what I’ve got,” the tough said. “How does it feel to be staring into your own face, preacher? It isn’t pretty to live in fear, is it?”

  The young preacher half-screamed, half-choked.

  The tough laughed unpleasantly. “I have to thank you for providing us with something to play with after the evening’s entertainment is over. Don’t worry. She’ll be returned to you unharmed. Only her pride will be a little damaged.”

  The young preacher turned into an animal at that moment, a trapped, frenzied animal. His weak fists beat furiously but vainly at the tentacle. He heard Belinda May scream but didn’t catch exactly what was happening to her because he felt himself rising. His last coherent vision was that of the dead tough still being eaten by the insects, who were slowing down, now that their host had died. Even so, half the tough’s torso had already been consumed, as well as most of his arms and thighs. Chirping insects listlessly poked through the joker’s eyes and crawled out on what remained of the mask, to breathe their last.

  The young preacher’s last coherent thought was, Oh, well. At least no one can fault me for fainting—not under these circumstances.

  Then his head struck a beam, and the lights went out.

  IX

  Mother of mercy, is this the end of Vito? thought the young hood as he ran from the sushi bar into the street. For a moment he hoped he had been imagining everything, that the Werewolves were just out on an insignificant robbing spree, and that he would return to the hotel room to find the Man incredibly incensed that he had left the sushi bar before even placing an order. Then the shooting started.

  Vito hit the sidewalk and rolled beneath an automobile. He bruised his knee against the concrete and scraped his forehead against the metal, but except for being inconvenienced by the trickle of blood flowing into his left eye, he was way beyond caring about minor injuries. Judging from how things were going so far, he would be lucky to survive the night.

  Across the street two of the boys were being attacked by more members of the Werewolves street gang. One of the boys managed to stab a Werewolf in the chest, but as the blood spurted high in the air, the Werewolf behind him cut his throat from ear to ear. It became difficult to tell whose blood was whose. The other boy pulled out his gun but only managed to get a single shot off—getting a Werewolf smack between the eyes of his plastic mask—before he was sliced to ribbons by a slew of attackers. Indeed the Werewolves, apparently unimpressed by the fact that their victims were decidedly dead, continued to cut them both up with such frenzy that Vito feared they might throw the ensuing pieces of meat to the rest of the gang.

  Of course the rest of the Werewolves were a little too busy at the moment to notice. Chaos had erupted on the streets of the Edge. Nats and jokers alike ran in every direction, taking cover wherever they could find it, which was nowhere to be found. There were simply too many bullets flying about for anybody to be safe for long. Those Werewolves not engaged in personal combat with the members of the Calvino Family indiscriminately fired machine guns in every direction, sometimes cutting down their fellow gang members in their efforts to get everyone who even looked like they might be a Calvino. The members of the Calvino Family reacted pretty much in kind, except for those trying to get away in their cars.

  Vito covered his head with his hands and watched as a Werewolf stood before an oncoming automobile and sprayed the front windshield with bullets. Vito couldn’t tell if the driver bought it or if he merely ducked. In any case the guy in the passenger seat lost the majority of his brains. The car plowed into the attacking Werewolf and then carried along several pedestrians until it crushed them against a parked car. A few survived long enough to know their last few seconds would be spent waiting for the cars to erupt into flame. The plume of fire was spectacular. Pieces of flaming metal and scorched meat flew high in the air, and they landed on the ground in the sort of slow-motion ballet of violence Vito had thought only happened in the movies.

  Vito scrambled to the rear of the car he was under, figuring he’d be safer if he was as far away as possible from all that hot debris. He saw a fight happening right next to him. He could only see the legs of the people involved, but he gathered a panic-stricken tourist was trying to wrestle a gun away from a Werewolf. The guy’s girlfriend was trying to stop him. Vito was still trying to decide whom he should root for when the Werewolf succeeded in knocking the guy down. The guy landed on his butt, doubled over with the wind knocked out of him. His girl—a black chick in a tight green dress—knelt beside him and said something. Vito couldn’t hear what because of all the noise going down, but whatever it was, it didn’t do either any good, because two seconds later the pair was riddled with bullets and lying in a pool of blood.

  Vito’s stomach tightened into a slab as he watched the Werewolf walk away. Vito resolved to stay where he was until one side was wiped out or the cops arrived, whichever came first. He wasn’t going to be like some fool showing off to his girlfriend, and he wasn’t going to have any stories to brag about to whoever was left in the Calvino clan tomorrow. He was going to survive, and nothing more. That would be enough.

  Across the street a couple of fool Werewolves threw Molotov cocktails. Vito imagined he was a bug, lying low in a pile of leaves, hoping if he imagined hard enough, then maybe on some level he would become one. Even then, he thought, being a bug might still be too big.

  Vito turned around to see a familiar pair of legs kneeling beside the dead couple. The person was low enough so Vito could see his face. It was the hunchback, making the sign of the cross. Vito couldn’t help wondering just how intelligent this nut-case really was.

  Suddenly the hunchback turned his head, and Vito found himself staring directly into the nut-case’s eyes.

  He believed he saw many things happening there. The eyes quickly misted as if they were peering into some far-off place just around the corner. Fear manifested itself in the hunchback’s eyes. His face lost all color, and he opened his mouth to say something.

  But whatever he had on his mind, it was already too late to say it. In that brief second before Vito was engulfed in the flames of the Molotov cocktail that smashed under the car, he was curiously aware that the hunchback recoiled from something that hadn’t happened yet.

  X

  The young preacher woke up on the floor of the sushi bar. The bar was packed with folks attempting to escape the chaos outside, which, from what he could hear, resembled one of the more horrendous visions from the Book of Revelations.

  The place where the young preacher lay, however, was nearly empty. It contained just a few corpses and a lot of dead insects.

  Belinda May was nowhere to be found.

  The young preacher rose, brushed off a few dead insects clinging to his jacket and trousers, and then sat down in the nearest booth to nurse his aching head. He touched the spot where the throbbing was the greatest. When he took his fingers away, they were flecked with dried blood.

  From outside he heard the shrill sound of approaching sirens. The police were coming. He hoped they were bringing with them a full complement of paramedics. Of course there was still all that shooting and screaming going on outside too, so the scene from the good book wasn’t over yet.

  Suddenly the sushi bar was racked from the shock waves of a
nearby explosion. The young preacher dived under the booth and struck his head against the pedestal. He didn’t mind. After what he had already been through, a tad more excruciating pain wasn’t going to make that much difference.

  He crawled on the floor through a pile of dead bugs, under the limp legs of the dead Pesticide, and wondered where Belinda May was. He couldn’t think straight, but he knew he couldn’t let his mental fog prevent him from finding her. What would the people say? What would the Lord say, or the reporters? Worse, what would she say if he tried to have her again and discovered he didn’t have the courage to brave fire and brimstone for the honor of parting her like the Red Sea?

  He was vaguely aware of people trying to stop him as he got up and staggered into the street where the ruins of a car burned. There weren’t nearly as many panic-stricken people running about as he had expected. Bodies, bloody or burned to a crisp, were strewn all over the sidewalks. The young preacher hoped the television crew was picking all this up.

  Where’s Belinda May? he wondered.

  Then he saw the tentacled tough in the middle of the street. The tough held a limp Belinda May high, daring others to make her a target.

  The tough approached some hoods with machine guns. The hoods were beaten and battered, but they were still alive. And they were lifting their guns.

  The tough lowered Belinda May. He was going to use her as a shield!

  XI

  Now that it was too late to make a difference, Quasiman remembered that Father Squid had sent him to the Edge to prevent Wyrm from making a hit on a Mafia don.

  Of course neither Quasiman, Squid, nor the individual who had provided the information about the hit had guessed that Wyrm would cover his tracks with a sea of blood. It was proving to be an effective, if brutal, idea. And although Quasiman knew no one would blame him for being unable to prevent the bloodshed of the evening, he hated himself for not having done anything to prevent all this suffering.