Wild Cards V: Down and Dirty

by George R. R. Martin

  He had seen so many people die. A few details were lost as portions of his brain phased in and out of reality, but nothing could diminish the profound sense of desolation that assailed him. The worst death he had seen was that of the kid hiding beneath that car. He’d watched the flames engulf the kid before the event had actually happened. Maybe that was why it had been so unnerving.

  But the night wasn’t over yet. Quasiman had seen the blood, but the thunder was still to come.

  Quasiman belatedly noticed the sounds of the approaching sirens as he decided he might as well split with the rest of the survivors. A few hoods and Werewolves still battled on the street, but Wyrm had doubtlessly made himself scarce long ago. Quasiman was still visualizing where he wanted to be when he saw the Werewolf, an unconscious woman in his tentacle above his head, walking down the middle of the street toward a couple of hoods. The hoods lifted their weapons.

  Quasiman didn’t need precognitive senses to guess what might happen next. He knew he had to help the woman, somehow.

  He was about to make a turn through space when he saw the man with the familiar face rushing toward the Werewolf and the woman. The blasting reverberating in Quasiman’s head wasn’t exactly thunder.

  XII

  If the young preacher had given the matter a serious thought, he would have gotten down on his knees and prayed. Instead he ran as fast as he could toward the Werewolf and knocked him down. The hood’s tentacle snapped like a whip, flinging Belinda May to safety. She landed on the hood of an automobile. At the same time the Werewolf and the young preacher struck the ground, the two members of the Calvino clan pulled the triggers of their machine guns.

  Surprisingly the young preacher felt no anticipation for the next life to come. Instead he felt a curious sense of regret, along with a particular, only slightly contradictory sense of relief. He drew his mind in upon itself and tightening it up into a psychic ball, hurled it to a place where he had once dared not look.

  The gunshots were like thunderclaps magnified to an infinite power, and he almost visualized the bullets speeding through the barrels. If this was to be the last nanosecond of his life, well then, he would live it gladly. It was still a long time.

  Enveloped by cold, he felt himself going down. Going down, down, down into a hell colder than any polar nightmare. He felt his soul dissipating. Was this what death was like? Would he soon envision himself lying on the street, surrounded by the others who had died before him? Would he then be inexorably pulled toward a beckoning white light, where the Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ stood side by side with his own mother, awaiting him with outstretched arms? Would he know at last what Heaven was like?

  Why then did he feel as if his mind were being ripped apart in a thousand directions? A hundred flashes of intense heat alternated with a hundred flashes of absolute zero. He suddenly believed all his concepts of eternity were just timepieces glimpsed in a dream, his concepts of infinity motes in a sandbox. The young preacher couldn’t escape the notion that he had merged, somehow, with all conceivable times and places—a prelude to merging with the inconceivable times and places that lay just beyond the confines of reality.

  Death was turning out to be a more complicated experience than he had ever imagined. He wondered if the bullets had already penetrated his body, if his skull was being shattered, and his heart and lungs perforated.

  Thankfully there was no pain. Yet. Perhaps he would be spared that one unpleasant aspect of his death.

  It was strange, though, to feel so whole and complete when he was actually coming apart.

  It was strange still that the nothingness, at first incomprehensible and indescribable, suddenly became just an expanse of concrete, lined at varying intervals, just like a sidewalk.

  It was strangest of all to think that instead of lying in the street beside the dead tentacled Werewolf, he found himself still alive. The sidewalk was drenched with blood, none of it, thankfully, his.

  But what was that weight on top of him? How had it gotten there?

  The weight slid to the sidewalk beside him. It was the hunchbacked joker he had spoken harshly to earlier. Only this time the hunchback lay faceup, as haggard as a corpse, and was sinking half an inch into the concrete. The young preacher could only guess how, but he was certain the hunchback was paying the price for saving him.

  Suddenly someone jammed a microphone in his face. He looked up to see the television reporter, flanked by his remote team, leaning down. The sound man had a bloody, makeshift bandage over his wirst, and the reporter a fresh wound across his forehead. The camera was on. The sound was on. And the reporter said, “Hey, Reverend Barnett, how are you feeling? Do you have any words for your—”

  But before the young preacher could answer, a policeman yanked the reporter away. Another policeman grabbed the young preacher and tried to pull him away from the hunchback. The wail of sirens blasted the air with shrill vibrations, and a horde of rotating red and blue lights added an entirely new level of surreality to the scene.

  “Get the fuck away from me!” the young preacher shouted, breaking away from the policeman.

  He was vaguely aware of the newsman saying softly into his mike, “You heard it on Channel Four first, folks—a minister using an expletive in public. I’m sure a lot of Reverend Barnett’s constituents are wondering what this world’s coming to.…”

  The young preacher felt a flash of anger at the impertinent bozo, but he decided to be patient and beg God to curse him later. Right now all he was concerned about was the ace, or joker, or whatever, who had saved him. He knelt beside the man, who was already sinking deeper into the sidewalk. A paramedic with a confused expression knelt beside the pair.

  “Save him!” the young preacher implored. “You’ve got to save this man!”

  “How?” asked the paramedic helplessly. “I don’t know what the matter is—and besides, I can’t even touch him!”

  It was true. The paramedic’s hands had penetrated into the hunchback’s body. The paramedic yelped and jerked them out and stuck them beneath his armpits. He shivered as if he had been immersed in a deep freeze. The young preacher remembered feeling cold while he thought he was dying. A small, dark part of that cold still resided in his soul like an unwanted friend.

  He realized nothing the paramedic or anyone could do would help the hunchback. The hunchback was gradually becoming just an outline of his former self. Even as he watched, the hunchback sank another half inch into the concrete. The poor man’s glazed eyes stared at the sky, and his breathing was tortured, as if whatever kind of air he was gasping at was unsuitable for the job at hand.

  “Who are you?” Leo asked. “How can we help you?”

  The man blinked his eyes. It was hard to tell just how lucid he was. “My name is … Quasiman,” he whispered. “I’ve never jaunted with so much weight before … so hard … so hard even now to hold myself together.…” He coughed.

  The young preacher looked up to see Belinda May kneeling down beside him. “Are you all right?” he asked curtly but not without feeling.

  “Yes,” she replied. “What happened to you?”

  “I’m not sure, but I think this man was responsible.”

  “My God—I remember him! Leo, you’ve got to help him.”

  “How? I can’t even touch him.”

  That old mischievous light returned to Belinda May’s eyes. “You’re a preacher,” she said in a tone greatly resembling the one she had used when she’d said she wanted to go to bed with him. “Heal the poor bastard!”

  It had been many years since the young preacher had performed an act of faith healing. He had refrained from the activity, having been advised that it didn’t look good on videotape, especially for a man planning a presidential bid.

  Even so, he coudn’t let this noble spirit be snuffed out. Not if it was somehow in his … in God’s power. He looked up to the sky. The clouds, pregnant with rain, were occasionally illuminated by flashes of lightning; their thunder was only
a soft rumble. He breathed deeply. He reached out to those clouds, to the earth beneath the concrete of this city, to the dark forces of creation. He gathered it all into his spirit, and into a single ball of energy.

  Then he reached inside Quasiman. The spectrum of sensations in his fingers clearly originated someplace he would never know—at least during this lifetime.

  He forced himself to be calm, to ignore the cold, to disassociate himself from the itching of his hands, and the overwhelming numbness of his fingertips. And when he believed he had succeeded, he said with all the passion he could muster, “Heal, you goddamn son-of-a-bitch! Heal!”

  Finally it began to rain. The thunder erupted directly overhead as if a nuclear device were ripping the sky apart.

  XIII

  That night over fifty people died at the Edge. A hundred more were seriously injured. The carnage, however, wasn’t the lead-in story on the news that night, nor was it the biggest headline on most of the front pages across the country. After all, the gang war had been going on for some time, and the fact that scores of innocent people had been caught in that grisly crossfire was unfortunate, but not really of much consequence so far as the day-to-day development of the news was concerned.

  There’s a big place between New York and Los Angeles. It’s known as the American Heartland, and for the people who live there, the story of the hour was the one about the Reverend Leo Barnett proclaiming his candidacy for president of the United States. He had laid his hands on the outline of some poor joker and had brought him back from an involuntary trip to parts unknown. He had done something no one had ever done before—using only the power of his faith, he had healed a joker. He had proved that the grandest power on earth was the love of the Lord and of Jesus Christ, and he had put some of that love in the body of a creature whose body had been polluted by that obscene alien virus. Even the liberal news media, which had captured that event for all the world to see on videotape, had to admit that the Reverend Leo Barnett had done an amazing thing. Maybe it didn’t qualify him to be president, but it certainly set him apart from the pack as someone to watch.

  It also helped that immediately after healing the joker and watching the paramedics carry him off on a stretcher, the Reverend Leo Barnett didn’t consult with his advisers or wait to see how the incident played on the news or how it sat with the public, he simply walked up to the array of cameras and microphones and announced that God had said the time had come for him to declare his candidacy. He demonstrated, clearly and forcefully, that he could make a decision and act on it.

  Reverend Leo Barnett’s standing in the polls became very high, very respectable, almost immediately. Of course a few of the voters were a little concerned about what he was doing in the Edge in the first place, especially with regard to that hotel room he and the young mission worker had checked into, but it wasn’t as if either one was married or anything. And there had been talk, which neither would confirm or deny, of an impending engagement announcement. Women in the Democratic party, as it turned out, were particularly impressed that the Reverend Leo Barnett might have found his true love and his political destiny on the same night. If true, then perhaps all that carnage hadn’t been in vain.

  If God doesn’t judge America, he’ll have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.

  —REVEREND LEO BARNETT, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

  All the King’s Horses

  III

  THE JUNKYARD SAT HARD by the oily green waters of New York Bay, way at the end of Hook Road. Tom got there early, undid the padlock, and swung open the gates in the high chain-link fence. He parked his Honda beside the sagging tin-roofed shack where Joey DiAngelis had once lived with his father, Dom, back in the days when the junkyard had been a going concern, and sat for a moment with his arms folded across the top of the steering wheel, remembering.

  He’d spent endless Saturday afternoons inside that shack, back when it had still been habitable, reading old issues of Jetboy to Joey after they’d heisted their comic book collections back from a PTA bonfire.

  Over there, back behind the shed, was where Joey used to work on his cars, long before he turned into Junkyard Joey DiAngelis, king of the demolition derby circuit.

  And way in back where no one ever went, behind that mountain of rusted junkers, that was where he and Joey had welded armor plate over the frame of a VW Beetle to make the first shell. Later, much later, after Dom had died and Tom had bought the junkyard from Joey and shut it down, they’d dug the bunker under the junkyard, but they hadn’t been that sophisticated at the start. A greasy tarp was about all the concealment they had.

  Tom climbed out of the car and stood with his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his shapeless old brown suede jacket, breathing the salt air off the bay. It was a chilly day. Out across the water a garbage barge passed slowly, flocks of seagulls circling around it like feathered flies. You could see the vague outline of the Statue of Liberty, but Manhattan had vanished in the morning haze.

  Vanished or not, it was out there, and on a clear night you could see the lights shining off the towers. A hell of a view. In Hoboken and Jersey City run-down houses and cramped condos that offered views like this went for six figures. Constable Hook was zoned for industrial use, and Tom’s land was surrounded by an import-export warehouse, a railroad siding, a sewage treatment plant, and an abandoned oil refinery, but Steve Bruder said that none of that mattered.

  That big a chunk of land, right on the waterfront, it was just prime for development, Bruder had said when Tom told him he was thinking of selling the old junkyard. He should know; he’d already made himself a millionaire with real estate speculation in Hoboken and Weehawken, rehabilitating old tenements into expensive condos for yuppies from Manhattan. Bayonne was next, Steve said. In ten years all this rust-belt industry would be gone, replaced by new housing developments, but they could be first and make the biggest killing.

  Tom had known Steve Bruder since childhood and cordially loathed him most of that time, but for once Bruder’s words were music to his ears. When Bruder offered to buy the junkyard outright, the price made Tom’s head spin, but he resisted the temptation. He’d thought this all out beforehand. “No,” he said. “I’m not selling. I want to be a full partner in the development. I provide the land, you provide the money and know-how, we split the profits fifty-fifty.”

  Bruder had given him a shark’s slow smile. “You’re not as dumb as you look, Tudbury. Someone been coaching you, or is this all your own idea?”

  “Maybe I’ve finally gotten smart,” Tom said. “Now what is it, yes or no? Shit or get off the pot, asshole.”

  “It’s not nice to call your partner an asshole, wimp,” Bruder said, extending his hand. He had a very firm handshake, but Tom was careful not to wince.

  Tom looked at his watch. Steve would be bringing the bankers by in about an hour. Just a formality, he said. The loan would be candy; the property screamed with potential. Once they had the line of credit, they could get the zoning changed. By spring they’d have the junk cleared out and the land subdivided into building lots.

  Tom wasn’t sure why he’d come so early … unless it was just to remember.

  It was funny that so many of his important memories were rooted in this junkyard … but somehow appropriate, considering the way his life had gone.

  But all of that was about to change. Forever. Thomas Tudbury was about to become a rich man.

  Tom walked slowly around the shack, kicked at a threadbare tire in his path, then lifted it with his mind. He held it five feet off the ground, gave it a brisk telekinetic shove that set it spinning, and counted. At eight the tire began to wobble; at eleven it fell. Not bad. Back in his teens, before he’d crawled into a shell, he could have held that tire up all day … but that was when the power had been Tom’s, before he’d given it away to the Turtle. Like he’d given so much else.

  “Sell the junkyard?” Joey had said when Tom told him the plan. “You’re serious about this, aren’t yo
u? That’s one hell of a bridge to burn. What if they find the bunker?”

  “They’ll find a fucking hole in the ground. Maybe they’ll worry about it for five, ten minutes. Then they’ll push some dirt into it and it’ll be over.”

  “What about the shells?”

  “There are no shells,” Tom said. “Just some junk that used to be shells. ‘All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,’ remember? I’ll go out there one night and turn Turtle just long enough to drop them into the bay.”

  “Hell of a waste,” Joey said. “Weren’t you the one telling me how much money and sweat you put into those fucking things?” He took a long swig of beer and shook his head. Joey looked more like his father Dom every year. The same skinny arms, the same rock-hard beer-belly, the same salt-and-pepper hair. Tom remembered when it had been pure black, always falling down into his eyes. In those days before pull-tabs, Joey used to wear a church key around his neck on a leather thong, even when he’d donned a cheap frog mask and gone to Jokertown with the Turtle to help roust Dr. Tachyon from an alcoholic pout.

  That was twenty-three years ago. Tachyon hadn’t aged, but Joey had, and so had Tom. He’d grown old without growing up, but all that was changing now. The Turtle was dead, but Tom Tudbury’s life had just begun.

  He strolled away from the shoreline. Broken headlights stared at him like so many blind eyes from mountains of dead cars, and once he felt live eyes and turned to see a huge gray rat peering out of the damp, rotten interior of a legless Victorian sofa. In the depths of the junkyard he passed between two long rows of vintage refrigerators, all the doors carefully removed. On the far side was a flat, bare patch of earth where a square metal plate was set into the ground. It was heavy, Tom knew from past experience. He stared at the big ring set into the metal, concentrated, and on the third try managed to shift it enough to reveal the dark tunnel mouth below.