Faith (My Misery Muse)

by B. Betzold

  “Huh?” she asked.

  “Well, what do you like a guy to do?”

  “Uhm huh, no one has ever asked me that before.”

  “Really, you date idiots,” Which she didn’t respond to. “So what do you like, honey?”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Sure you do, Mags.”

  “No, I don’t know how to tell you.”

  “Well how about this you tell me if you like something as we do it, okay?”

  “Yeah, I can do that I guess.”

  “All right, baby,” I murmured then reached down and dragged her T-shirt up, slowly letting my fingers drag across her soft skin. She let out a soft moan. “You like that, honey?”

  “Yes,” she whispered.

  I pulled the shirt up to her neck and she kinda leaned up to help me get it over her head, I dropped it on the floor. She wasn’t wearing a bra; damn, she was trying to kill me. Her breasts were pale with pink nipples that were already hard. I couldn’t stop myself from leaning down and licking one, she wrapped her fingers in my hair pulling me closer. “Careful baby, don’t want to hurt you,” I said, noticing that her nipples were still a bit chapped from nursing Quinn.

  “Don’t care,” she muttered, but I did. I didn’t want to cause her any discomfort.

  I moved over to the other nipple giving it the same attention then dragged my lips slowly and softly down her chest to her tummy, taking a quick detour at her belly button and giving it a kiss. When I reached her shorts I glanced up to look at her face, her eyes were closed, her lips barely open. God, she was breathtaking.

  “You okay, honey?”

  She nodded her head, so I continued. I slowly pulled her shorts down her legs, running the back of my hands down her legs with them, which caused her to tremble. When they were finally off, I tossed them somewhere, started at her ankle and ran my tongue from ankle to knee, as slowly as I could manage. Damn, she tasted good. I ran my nose across the back of her knee and she whimpered. I liked her reaction so I did the same to the other only this time continuing up her thigh and stopping at her panties.

  “We’re going to have to do something about these, baby, they’re in the way,” I told her when I grabbed ahold of the string that was holding them together on one side and snapped it, then repeated it with the other side.

  “That’s better,” I murmured and then ran my tongue across the sensitive skin where the hips meet her body.

  “You okay, baby?”

  “Yes,” she murmured her eyes closed and she was panting.

  I went back to her soft skin running my nose through the small amount of hair she had there. “This is sexy, baby.”

  “Mmhmm.”

  I ran my tongue down the slit and she jolted. “Honey, you gotta stay still,” I told her then laid an arm across her waist.

  “You ready, baby?” she grunted in response, I guess that’s a yes.

  I ran my tongue across the seam of her lips again but this time kept her on the bed. I pushed further in the next time, but not fully parting her.

  “Damn it, Drake, stop teasing.”

  “Ah honey, I just don’t want to rush this.”

  She huffed out a breath then threw her arm over her eyes. I laughed, then put my attention back to where it was needed. I ran my tongue across her seam one more time before taking my thumb and forefinger and parting the tender flesh. She was pink and flushed; her clit was a hard little bundle. I ran my tongue through her parted flesh but ignored her clit for the moment. She tasted so good a little sweet, a little salty but completely like heaven.

  I ran my tongue down to her opening and around and around until I felt her fighting my arm that was holding her down, I stopped what I was doing. “Something wrong, baby?”

  “Just do it already.”

  “What do you want me to do, baby?” I asked.

  “You know what?”

  “No, Mags if you want something you’re going to have to tell me.” Then I went back to torturing her with my tongue.

  “Damn it, Drake, suck my clit.”

  I stopped what I was doing and looked up at her. “You only have to ask, baby.” Then I went back to work, ignoring her clit for a moment. I let go of her waist and slipped a finger inside her, feeling around her inner walls looking for that spot—ah right there—I added another finger then crooked them just right, and she gasped, I found it. I continued to rub that spot then sucked her clit into my mouth and sucked hard, she screamed then convulsed around my fingers. I let up on her clit just licking it gently as she came down from her orgasm.

  I pulled my fingers from her body and sucked them into my mouth to get all her cream off them. Damn, I loved the taste of her, her nostrils flared as she watched me do that. “Do you like your taste, Mags?”

  She didn’t answer me so I reached down and swiped some of her cream on my fingers then brought it up to her mouth, and painted her lips with my fingers. “I love the way you taste, honey,” I told her before kissing her hard, licking her lips then thrusting my tongue into her mouth sharing her taste.

  “See you taste like heaven, honey,” I murmured against her lips, and she moaned in response.

  I stood from the bed quickly and stripped my shirt off, then went for the buttons of my jeans and had them off quickly as well. After grabbing a condom from my wallet and quickly putting it on, I got back in bed with Mags, lying on top of her but taking most of my weight with my forearms.

  “You are gorgeous, baby,” I whispered then lined myself up with her and pushed in slowly.

  God she was so tight, and warm. I knew I wouldn’t last long once I was completely inside her. Once I was fully seated inside her, I brushed her hair away from her face. “You okay, darling?”

  She nodded her head then wiggled her hips, I took that as my queue and slowly withdrew. “Damn, baby you are tight,” I muttered putting my forehead against hers. “Like you were made for me,” I said then kissed her before she could say anything.

  I continued to slowly move in and out of her until she planted her feet on the bed and started to move more quickly. I followed increasing the pace and we were both soon sweating and moaning. I increased the pace even more, enjoying the way her body reacted to mine, but I knew I couldn’t last much longer, so I slid a hand down between our bodies and softly started stroking her clit with my thumb, it didn’t take much and she was cumming, hard. Her orgasm set mine off and I buried my face in her neck enjoying the sensations shooting through my cock. When both our aftershocks had stopped and our breathing had calmed some, I rolled over to take care of the condom.

  I rolled back over and pulled her against me but she wiggled away and sat up and looked at me.

  “Don’t think this changes anything, Drake.” Then she got up and got dressed.

  What the hell just happened?

  Chapter 13

  Mags

  Devi had called me earlier in the week asking if I was interested in joining her on an adventure. The guys had been gone almost three weeks now, and I could tell she was bored without having Seth around. To be honest, I was missing Drake as well. We had talked every day for the past three weeks but we always kept it light, not wanting to get into the issues around us. I had found, though, that I looked forward to hearing his voice every day. I was starting to think that things between us could work, that we could do the whole relationship thing. I was getting excited about seeing him again; I wanted to see where this took us.

  I walked into Pin’s Ink to find Devi, Ash and Jules singing along to Hey Ho, while Cris and Max looked at them like they were both crazy, so basically things were normal here. I hadn’t been by in a few months so it was good to see Cris and Max.

  I gave them both a hug then was attacked by Jaks who was jumping around with his mom and Jules.

  “Were going on a venture, Aunt Mags!” he yelled.

  “Do you know what the adventure is?”

  He shook his head. “Mommy, won’t tell me, she says it’s a secret.”
r />   I nodded. “She wouldn’t tell me either.”

  He shrugged then went back to dancing with Jules.

  “You ready?” asked Devi.

  “Ah hell, are we going to get arrested?” She had that glint in her eyes that usually ended with us in handcuffs.

  “You have no faith in me.”

  “Nope, I have a wrap sheet because of you.”

  She stuck her tongue out at me. “Those aren’t just from me, you know.”

  I nodded. “You’re right, some are because of Cin.”

  “Yeah, uhm she wasn’t invited for this adventure.”

  I laughed. “She still whining about Seattle?”

  “Yep, and I don’t want to hear it.”

  “So what are we doing?”

  “It’s an adventure.”

  “Shit, Cris do you have bail money.”

  He nodded. “Yep.”

  “Okay, let’s go.”

  Devi grabbed Jaks’ hand and Jules, Ash, and I followed them out of the shop towards our cars. “Where we going?”

  Devi got a sly smile on her face. Damn, we were fucked. “Drake's.”

  We were at Drake’s adventuring, we had a blanket laid out for Cait and Quinn to lie on and Jaks was running around helping us. We were all laughing and having a great day. I knew we would be in some serious trouble when he got home, but it was too much fun to be concerned about it.

  I heard a sharp inhale from Devi and looked over, making sure she hadn’t hurt herself and saw what made her gasp. Jules was bent over and her shirt had ridden up and there were bruises covering her back.

  “What the hell?” Devi yelled walking towards Jules.

  Jules looked confused for a second then must have realized what had Devi pissed and pulled her shirt down.

  “It’s nothing,” she murmured.

  “The hell it is.”

  “Seriously, it’s nothing, okay, just drop it, Devi.”

  “I’m not going to drop that Jules. Who the fuck did that to you? I will cut off their balls!” she yelled.

  “Devi, stop!” Jules yelled back. “It’s nothing, really.”

  I grabbed Devi’s arm which was reaching for her shirt and shook my head at her when she looked at me. We had a conversation with our eyes, neither willing to let it drop, but we weren’t going to pursue it here.

  “Fine,” she snapped then walked off to check on the girls. I let out a breath and went to help Jaks.

  Drake

  I pulled into my driveway trying to figure what the fuck had happened in my front yard; I couldn’t quite figure out what I was seeing. I glanced over at Sam trying to see what he was thinking but like me he was staring out the window. I got out of the car and walked over to what looked like a flock of those cheap plastic flamingos had taken roost in my front yard. As I got closer, I noticed there were lawn gnomes standing among them. What the hell?

  Sam walked up beside me cocking his head to the side and pointed. “Is that…” Then he started laughing until he was gasping for breath.

  I looked to what he was pointing at and saw it, they weren’t just lawn gnomes, they were zombie lawn gnomes. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, then looked again. There were zombie flamingos and a few flamingos with Santa hats.

  “Is that”—laugh—“a gnome”—laugh—“eating a flamingo,” Sam gasped out.

  “God Damn It, Devlin!” I yelled, which caused Sam to fall on his knees laughing.

  I closed my eyes and pinched the bridge of my nose, and took a deep breath. My HOA was going to have a fucking field day with this.

  My cell started ringing, I pulled it out of my pocket hoping to see my fucking sister’s name but instead was Eli.

  “Hey Eli,” I clipped out, all I heard in return is laughter. “Eli, you there?”

  “Yes,” he gasped out.

  “Uhm okay, what’s up?”

  “Your sister.”

  “Zombie flamingos and gnomes?” I asked.

  “What?” he laughed harder. “No.” I heard him attempt to take a breath. “With X, he has”-laugh—“two reindeer mounting each other with Santa watching”—gasp.

  “He what?” I asked fighting off laughing myself.

  “And a sign that says, 'Do it X treme'.”

  “Oh hell.”

  “X is pissed, but laughing his ass off.”

  “Yeah, I know the feeling.” I looked over to find Sam with his phone out taking pictures. “Hey get pictures.”

  “Already done,” he said. “So what’s this about zombie flamingos and lawn gnomes?”

  So I filled him in on what I found in my yard, which had him in hysterics again.

  I finally got off the phone with him and called Seth, when he answered he was pissed. “My fucking wife moved all of the furniture into the front yard and arranged it exactly like it was in the living room including the Christmas tree and presents.”

  “She was here and at X’s too.”

  “Oh fuck, what did she do?”

  “Uhm she set up two Christmas reindeer in his front yard so they were uhm, copulating and I have a yard full of flamingos, zombie garden gnomes, zombie flamingos, and Santa hat-wearing flamingos.”

  When he stopped laughing, “Have you seen my wife?”

  “No, I was calling to see if you had.”

  “She’s hiding, she’s not stupid.”

  “Mags?”

  “Yeah, that’s my guess.”

  “Okay, I’ll head over there.”

  He snorted. “Yeah, I bet you will, when you see her tell her to get her ass home with my kids.”

  “Will do man, see ya.”

  I hung up and looked over at Sam. “I’m going over to Mags’ place.”

  He nodded, and then went in the house; I got back in the car ready to bust my sister’s ass.

  Chapter 14

  Mags

  The day following our ‘adventure,’ Devi was at my place hiding out. We knew the boys would know where to look, but she didn’t want to help Seth put the furniture back into the house. I still couldn’t believe I had agreed to help her with that particular adventure, though what she did to Xavier’s house was priceless. Both our phones had been ringing for the past half hour and we’re both waiting on someone to start pounding on the door looking for her, knowing her, whoever it was, was going to be fucked with, Devi bored was not a good thing.

  We were sitting at the computer googling guys and listening to Avenged Sevenfold, our latest crushes, when someone started pounding on the door.

  “Devlin Shaye Taylor, I know your scrawny ass is in there,” bellowed Drake through the door. She, of course, started giggling; I rolled my eyes and went to open the door.

  “Hey, Drake.”

  “Where is the li'l shit?”

  “In the living room.” I moved out of the way and let him in; wondering what was going to come out of her mouth.

  She didn’t even bother looking at him. “Hey do you think Seth would be pissed if I slept with Matt?”

  Drake stopped cold and had a look of utter confusion on his face. I had to cover my mouth to stop from laughing. “Matt?”

  “M. Shadows” Devi answered looking at the computer screen.

  “Uhm, yeah pretty sure Seth would be pissed, wait, isn’t he married?”

  “Well, yeah but so am I,” she popped off.

  At this point, I couldn’t breathe from trying not to laugh at the sight of Drake's face.

  “See most couples have lists of who they can sleep with if ever given the chance. Well, I know my top three so I thought why not give it a try.”

  “Devi, it’s not going to work.”

  “Huh, what’s not?” she gave him an innocent look, she almost pulled off.

  He sighed and ran his hands through his hair pulling at the ends a sure sign she was getting to him—bad move on his part.

  “Seth wouldn’t go for it,” he said. “Plus, I am pretty sure you wouldn’t want him sleeping with anyone else, quid pro quo and all that
.”

  She huffed out a breath and nodded her head. “Good point.” Then went back to her search. At this point, I couldn’t hold it in anymore and fell on the couch laughing.

  “I’m glad you find all this funny.”

  “Your face was—” I couldn’t finish.

  “Devlin, why did you fuck with my house?”

  She gave him a confused look. “What’s wrong with your house? I went by yesterday to check on it and everything was fine.”

  He growled which caused me to laugh harder.

  “Devi, go home, Seth is looking for you.”

  She waved him off. “He knows where I am.”

  “Wait, where are the kids?”

  She looked over at me and shrugged. “I don’t really know where they are.”

  His face started turning purple and I knew I had to intervene at this point before she gave him a stroke.

  “All three are with Ash,” I responded before he could wrap his fingers around her throat.

  He nodded. “Devi, go home.”

  “Fine,” she grumbled. “Oh and by the way everyone is coming over to our house tomorrow for Christmas Eve.”

  “All right, see you tomorrow.”

  She leaned up on her tiptoes and gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Bye bro, bye Mags.”

  I looked at Drake. “I love your sister.”

  “She’s a pain in the ass,” he grumbled.

  “Yes, and you love having this Devi back.”

  “Yeah, I do.”

  “So how was it?”

  “Interesting, I learned about what I would be doing, not much different than my current job. I think it will be fun though, only thing I am not looking forward to is being X’s babysitter.”

  I wrinkled my nose at that. “Oh that’s just mean.”

  He walked over to me and wrapped his arms around my hips, leaned down and nuzzled my neck. “So where is my princess?”

  “Ash took them all to go Christmas shopping.”

  He nodded. “Miss me?”

  “A little,” I replied breathlessly. He was nuzzling the skin behind my ear, damn near making me fall to my knees.

  “You dyed your hair, I like the red,” he murmured.

  Drake

  I brought my hands around to her hips and pulled her close and started nipping and kissing down her neck and back up to her ear. “How long until they come back?” I whispered in her ear.