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The Ideal of Culture

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by Joseph Epstein


  Unlike the woman mentioned earlier who each morning arises to say “shit” because she’s still here, I wake grateful that I am and hope my visit can be extended. I still like it here, still find much to amuse, and a few things yet to charm, me. I understand the longing for death at the close of a long life, especially if the end is accompanied by pain, or even if it is accompanied by disappointment or fatigue. I do not ignore the supreme fact of death, and I can easily imagine a world without my insignificant presence in it. The utter nullity after death, though, I find difficult to grasp. I envy people with strong religious faith, for whom the death question has been put to rest, but have never myself been able, and now expect ever, to find it.

  I have few hopes of being remembered beyond the lifespans of my three grandchildren. I have left instructions not to have a memorial after I vacate the premises, having attended too many where the wrong people arrange to speak and, in their remarks, get the recently dead person impressively out of focus. I have left instructions to be cremated, my ashes buried in a plot next to my parents, a simple gravestone, like theirs, setting out my name, birth, and death dates.

  I have friends in their mid- and late-80s, and even a few in their early 90s, who still find much pleasure in life and bring pleasure to others. With the continued support of the Knock-Wood Insurance Company and modern medicine, I hope to emulate them. I realize that I may be served an eviction notice at any time. I suppose I am as prepared as any normally disorderly fellow can be, though one thing I haven’t taken care of, if my death turns out to be a peaceful one, is the matter of last words. Goethe has already taken “More light.” Beethoven has used up “Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.” I prefer something more in the mode of Lope de Vega (1562–1635), the Spanish playwright and poet, who on his deathbed asked his physician if he thought he would make it through the night, and when told he was unlikely to do so, remarked, “Very well, then, Dante’s a bore.” As for myself, thus far the best I have been able to come up with is, “I should have ordered the Mongolian beef.”

  A perhaps too relentless self-chronicler, I seem to have written essays on turning 50 (“An Older Dude”), 60 (“Will You Still Feed Me?”), 70 (“Kid Turns Seventy”), and now this. If only I can get to 130 or 140—who knows, there just might be a book in it.

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  §Translation by David Grene.

  Original Publication Information for Essays in this Book

  Part One :The Culture

  “The Ideal of Culture,” originally published as “The Cultured Life,” the Weekly Standard, March 20, 2017.

  “From Parent to Parenthood,” originally published as “From Parent to Parenting,” Commentary, May 1, 2015.

  “Death Takes No Holiday,” Commentary, June 1, 2014.

  “Wit,” originally published as “From Wit to Twit(ter),” Commentary, January 1, 2015.

  “Genius,” originally published as “I Dream of Genius,” Commentary, September 1, 2013.

  “Cowardice,” originally published as “Who You Calling a Coward?,” Commentary, April 1, 2015.

  “Old Age and Other Laughs,” Commentary, March 1, 2012.

  “What’s So Funny?,” originally published as “Notes on What’s So Damn Funny,” Commentary, September 1, 2014.

  “The Fall of the WASPs,” originally published as “The Late, Great American WASP,” the Wall Street Journal, December 23, 2013.

  “The Virtue of Victims,” originally published as “The Unassailable Virtue of Victims,” the Weekly Standard, May 18, 2015.

  “Cool,” originally published as “How Cool Was That?,” the Weekly Standard, May 17, 2017.

  “The Sixties,” originally published as “Hope I Die Before I Get Young,” Commentary, January 13, 2017.

  “University of Chicago Days,” Claremont Review of Books, Summer 2017.

  Part Two: Literary

  “Erich Auerbach,” originally published as “An Uncommon Reader, the Weekly Standard, June 16, 2014.

  “Kafka,” originally published as “Is Franz Kafka Overrated?,” the Atlantic, July/August 2013.

  “Orwell” originally published as “The Big O: The Reputation of George Orwell,” the New Criterion, May 1990.

  “Proust,” originally published as “The Proustian Solution,” the Weekly Standard, May 28, 2012.

  “C. K. Scott Moncrieff,” originally published as “A Proustian Character,” the Wall Street Journal, March 6, 2015.

  “The Young T. S. Eliot,” originally published as “From Tom to T. S.,” Claremont Review of Books, Summer 2015.

  “Philip Larkin,” originally published as “The Real Philip Larkin,” the Wall Street Journal, November 28, 2014.

  “Willa Cather,” originally published as “The Heart of the Heartland,” the American Spectator, September 2013.

  “George Kennan,” originally published as “The Cracked Vessel,” the American Spectator, April 2014.

  “Isaiah Berlin,” originally published as “A Thinker, I Suppose,” Claremont Review of Books, Summer 2016.

  “Michael Oakeshott,” originally published as “The Conversationalist,” the Weekly Standard, June 15, 2015.

  “John O’Hara,” originally published as “A Rage to Write,” the Weekly Standard, December 12, 2016.

  “F. Scott Fitzgerald, a Most Successful Failure,” originally published as “A Most Successful Failure,” the Wall Street Journal, June 2, 2017.

  “Wolcott Gibbs,” originally published as “There at the New Yorker,” the Weekly Standard, December 12, 2011.

  “Evelyn Waugh,” originally published as “White Mischief,” Claremont Review of Books, Spring 2017.

  “J. F. Powers,” originally published as “A Writer’s Daily Bread,” the Wall Street Journal, August 16, 2013.

  “Edward Gibbon,” originally published as “The Best of Scribblers,” Commentary, September 1, 2015.

  “Herodotus,” originally published as “Father of History,” the Weekly Standard, October 20, 2014.

  “Tacitus,” originally published as “Tacitus the Great,” the Weekly Standard, January 11, 2016.

  “Encyclopaedia Britannica—The Eleventh,” originally published as “Wisdom on the Installment Plan, the Wall Street Journal, June 17, 2016.

  “Grammar,” originally published as “Gwynne’s Grammar by N. M. Gwynne & The Sense of Style by Steven Pinker,” the Wall Street Journal, September 26, 2014.

  “Clichés,” originally published as “Sound Familiar?,” the Weekly Standard, January 26, 2015.

  “Literary Rivals,” originally published as “‘You Stink,’ He Explained,” Commentary, December 1, 2015.

  “Why Read Biography,” originally published as “Life Within Lives,” the Weekly Standard, April 11, 2016.

  Part Three: Jewish

  “Sholem Aleichem,” originally published as “The Jewish Sholem Aleichem,” Commentary, January 1, 2014.

  “Jokes A Genre of Thought,” Jewish Review of Books, Winter 2017.

  “Jews on the Loose,” Jewish Review of Books, Spring 2016.

  “Jewish Pugs,” Jewish Review of Books, Fall 2016.

  “Harry Golden,” originally published as “The First Talking Head,” the Wall Street Journal, August 14, 2015.”

  “Gershom Scholem,” originally published as “Gershom Scholem: Modern Mystic,” the Wall Street Journal, March 17, 2017.

  “Dreaming of a Jewish Christmas,” originally published as “I’m Dreaming of a Jewish Christmas: Celebrating a Day You Don’t Really Share,” in Jonathan V. Last, ed., The Christmas Virtues: A Treasury of Conservative Tales for the Holidays (West Conshohocken, PA, 2015).

  Part Four: Masterpieces

  “The Brothers Ashkenazi,” originally published as “A Yiddish Novel with Tolstoyan Sweep,” the Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2009.

  “Civiliz
ation of the Renaissance,” originally published as “Mankind Turns to Understanding Himself,” the Wall Street Journal, November 1, 2013.

  “Montesquieu,” originally published as “In Montesquieu a Historian Blended With a Political Philosopher,” the Wall Street Journal, June 10, 2016.

  “Machiavelli,” originally published as “Machiavelli Explains What Makes Republics Tick,” the Wall Street Journal, July 29, 2016.

  “Gogol,” originally published as “Surveying the Surging Immensity of Life,” the Wall Street Journal, May 3, 2013.

  “Speak, Memory,” originally published as “Nabokov Looks Back at Life Before ‘Lolita,’” the Wall Street Journal, June 13, 2014.

  “Epictetus,” originally published as “Virtue As Its Own Reward,” the Wall Street Journal, January 8, 2016.

  “H. W. Fowler,” originally published as “Parsing the Weightiness of Words,” the Wall Street Journal, January 20, 2017.

  “As a Driven Leaf,” originally published as “Balancing Faith and Reason,” the Wall Street Journal, January 2, 2015.

  “Joseph and His Brothers,” originally published as “Putting Literary Flesh on Biblical Bones,” the Wall Street Journal, August 24, 2012.

  “Life and Fate,” originally published as “Tolstoy’s Heir,” the Wall Street Journal, May 5, 2007.

  “Memoirs of Hadrian,” originally published as “Portrait of Power Embodied in a Roman Emperor,” the Wall Street Journal, October 9, 2010.

  “Charnwood’s Lincoln,” originally published as “The Biography He Deserved,” the Wall Street Journal, February 14, 2014.

  “Book of the Courtier,” originally published as “The Prince’s Man,” the Wall Street Journal, July 26, 2013.

  “Ronald Syme,” originally published as “A Short Step to Dictatorship,” the Wall Street Journal, April 15, 2016.

  “Quest for Corvo,” originally published as “A Biography Like No Other,” the Wall Street Journal, December 4, 2009.

  “The Old Bunch,” originally published as “Destiny’s Children,” the Wall Street Journal, January 28, 2012.

  “Life of Johnson,” originally published as “A Biography as Great as Its Subject,” the Wall Street Journal, September 11, 2015.

  Part Five: Hitting Eighty

  “Hitting Eighty,” the Weekly Standard, January 2, 2017.

  Index

  A

  Abraham Lincoln (Charnwood) 501–504

  Accardo, Tony “Big Tuna” 421

  Acheson, Dean 228

  Acton, Harold 193, 288, 335, 457

  Adams, Clover 102

  Adams, Franklin Pierce 51

  Adams, Henry 102, 473

  on the effects of power and publicity 233

  Addams, Charles 94

  Addison, Joseph 52, 62

  Adler, Jacob 387

  Adler, Mortimer 278, 337

  Advocate 203

  After Strange Gods (Eliot) 416

  Agee, James 171

  Age of Constantine the Great (Burckhardt) 457

  aging 77–87, 210, 399, 527–540

  “A Hanging” (Orwell) 168

  Akhmatova, Anna 237, 493

  Alexander the Great 59, 368, 477, 507

  Alfred Kazin’s Journal 364

  Allende, Isabel 400

  Allen, Steve 431

  Allen, Walter 297

  Allen, Woody 98, 403, 412, 415, 460

  All What Jazz (Larkin) 214

  Alsop, Joseph 104, 228, 238

  Alter, Robert 438

  Alvarez, A. 211

  Amboy Dukes, The (Shulman) 138

  Amelia (Fielding) 360

  American Civil War 502

  American Commonwealth, The (Tocqueville) 501

  American Scholar 141, 364, 372, 533, 534, 536

  “America’s ‘Exceptional’ Conservatism” (Kristol) 249

  Amis, Kingsley 50, 172

  Larkin and 213–214, 359, 362, 371

  Amis, Martin 357, 359, 537

  Anatomy Lesson, The (Roth) 357

  Anatomy of Cinematic Humor, The (Jordan) 412

  Anatomy of Disgust, The (Miller) 82

  Anglesey, Shirley 245, 248

  Animal Crackers 411

  Animal Farm (Orwell) 168, 171–173, 182

  Anna Karenina (Tolstoy) 359

  Annals (Tacitus) 323–324, 328–329

  Annan, Noel 240, 247

  Antonius, Marcus 367, 510–511, 530

  Apollinaire, Guillaume 15

  Appointment in Samarra (O’Hara) 263–265

  Aquinas, Thomas 61, 158, 257

  Arc of Boxing, The (Silver) 428

  Arendt, Hannah 10, 243, 278

  Berlin on 243

  Scholem on 438

  Shils on 145, 396

  Aristotle 14, 55, 59, 62, 143–144, 146, 249, 255, 257, 306, 313, 459, 477, 507

  Armstrong, Louis 213

  Arnold, Matthew 333, 374

  on high culture 8–9, 13, 21

  Arnold, Tony 428

  Arno, Peter 94

  Around the Cragged Hill: A Personal and Political Philosophy (Kennan) 226, 230, 233

  Arrian 477

  Artaud, Antonin 412–413

  Arum, Bob 428

  As a Driven Leaf (Steinberg) 485–488

  “Assistant, The” (O’Hara) 266

  Atheneum (Murry) 206

  Atkinson, Brooks 411

  Auchincloss, Eve 1

  Auchincloss, Louis 106

  Auden, W. H. 17, 112, 213, 405

  on love and death 34

  on Orwell 182

  Auerbach, Erich 151–160

  on Dante 158–159

  on Don Quixote 158

  on In Search of Lost Time 154

  on Montaigne 155–156

  on realism 153, 156, 158–159

  on the task of philology 153

  Augustine, St. 61, 157, 310

  Augustus Caesar 59, 61

  Aurelius, Marcus 300, 396, 477–478, 497

  Axios Press 3

  Ayer, A. J. 248

  B

  Babbitt, Irving 203

  Babel, Issac 493–494

  Bach, Johann Sebastian 59, 447

  Backward Glance, A (Wharton) 142, 202

  Backward the Sentences (Gibbs) 277

  Bacon, Francis 31, 62, 254

  Baez, Joan 72, 129

  Baldwin, James 129, 278, 297, 357, 373, 435

  Balenchine, George 7, 59

  Balliett, Whitney 119

  Balzac, Honoré de 33, 159, 167, 219, 247, 519

  Banks, Jody 3

  Barnes, Julian 537

  Barrie, J. M. 222

  Barth, Belle 95

  Barzun, Jacques 15

  Basic Judaism (Steinberg) 485

  Bauer, Felice 165

  Beard, Mary 396

  Beaton, Cecil 287

  Beats, the 121, 123

  Beckett, Samuel 120, 123

  Bedford, Sybille 536

  Beebe, Lucius 276

  Beerbohm, Max 176, 277, 285

  Beethoven, Ludwig van 21, 59, 62, 188, 540

  Begley, Louis 164

  Bell, Charles Moberly 333–334

  Belloc, Hilaire 195, 289

  Bellow, Saul 278, 290, 375, 434

  joke told by 397–398

  literary rivals and 357

  wit of 52

  Bells of St. Mary’s, The 445

  Benchley, Robert 51, 274, 409

  Bend Sinister (Nabokov) 361

  Benedict, Ruth 142

  Benjamin, Walter 12

  on Kafka 162, 164

  Scholem and 438–441

 
Benson, E. F. 368

  Benson, Godfrey Rathbone 501

  Benson, Robert Hughes 514

  Benton, William 336–337

  Berdiaev, Nicolai 61

  Bergson, Henri 90, 203

  Berlin, Irving 51, 270, 411, 447

  Berlin, Isaiah 1, 182, 235–249, 291, 336, 465, 531, 536

  intellectual celebrity of 237–238

  negative and positive liberty of 236

  on student unrest in the sixties 128

  pluralism of 236

  Best of Sholem Aleichem (Aleichem, Howe) 383

  Bevin, Ernest 242

  Bezos, Jeff 58

  Big Book of Jewish Humor (Novak, Waldoks) 399

  Binet, Alfred 64

  biography 270, 365–376, 515, 521

  Blacks, The (Genet) 123

  Blast 205

  Blazing Saddles 97

  Bloom, Allan 143

  Bloom, Claire 357

  Bloom, Harold 438

  Bloomsbury Group 16, 205, 240, 241

  Bogart, Humphrey 118, 119, 123, 417

  Boissier, Gaston 366–368

  Bombeck, Erma 52

  Bonaparte, Napoleon 59, 62, 104, 322, 455, 494

  “Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered, The” (James) 355

  Book of the Courtier, The (Castiglione) 505–508

  Book World 1

  Booth, James 213–214, 363, 371

  Boswell, James 299, 360, 374, 521–524

  Boswell’s Presumptuous Task (Sisman) 521

  Bowen, Elizabeth 239, 248

  Bowra, Maurice 237, 238, 348

  Berlin on 240

  wit of 50

  Boyles, Denis 332–336

  Boys Town 445

  Bradford, Richard 357–363

  Bradley, F. H. 204, 251

  Brando, Marlon 118, 122–123

  Brand, Russell 51–52

  Brann, Eva 10–11

  Bratton, Johnny 420–421

  Brave New World (Huxley) 169

  Brennan, Maeve 213

  Brideshead Revisited (Waugh) 284–285, 288, 290–291

  Brokaw, Tom 69

  Brombert, Victor 38–40, 152

 

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