Pete and Sarah's Guide to Seasonal Sex

by Peter Birch

  As Sophie imagined her and Gabriel playing up for the cameras, the warmth in her pussy turned into a fire. She opened her dressing gown and teased her soft, fleshy tits with her fingers. They were, she had to admit, fabulous tits and she loved how responsive her nipples were. The thought of showing them to Gabriel made her pussy lurch. Now her right hand travelled down to her knickers. Mmm... it had been so long since she’d been touched by anyone, let alone herself. Her fingers explored her soft, velvety folds and she was impressed to feel that she was already wet. She pulled back the hood of her clit and began to rub it small circles, closing her eyes so she could better imagine that it was actually Gabriel touching her.

  “Oh Gabriel,” she moaned as she stuffed two fingers from her other hand inside her hole, feeling her warm, moistness close around them. “Fuck me Gabriel” she whispered as she began to thrust in and out, gathering speed. As the image of his manly face covered in her cunt juice overcame her, she was overcome with a need to be filled up. She felt along the kitchen surface and came across the rolling pin she’d used to make the world’s worse mince pies. She bit her lip, and pushed it inside, sucking in her breath as the wood filled her up. “Ooh Gabriel” she screamed, seconds later as her pussy muscles spasmed against the pin and she came violently. Once her glow had subsided, she was horrified to find Gabriel had been watching her.

  “What the hell are you doing?” She shouted pulling her robes around her.

  “I heard you shout my name. Then I came in here to find you frigging. Is that all you think I’m good for?” As Gabriel shouted on, Claudia could see the outline of a huge erection in his trousers. Hmm the man doth protest too much.

  Once he’d finished his rant, he handed her an invoice. “£500 for an hours’ work. Well he was screwing her metaphorically if not literally!

  After Gabriel had collected his tools and Sophie wished him a Merry Christmas (this received another huruph) the frosty technician left, leaving the house a lot warmer than when he had arrived.

  Sophie was just running her hands over the warm patch on the floor where Gabriel had been working, when the doorbell rang again.

  “I can’t get my car to move, it’s stuck in the snow,” said a huffy Gabriel.

  “Well what do you want me to do about it?” asked Sophie. Now it was her turn to be rude.

  “According to the AA no one can move tonight. I am stuck here.”

  “Again, that’s my problem because...?”

  As she watched Gabriel try to decide whether to cry or to punch her, she relented.

  “Come on then. I’ll make us a drink.” Ooh what a fabulous power shift. Now he needed her and Sophie intended to milk it.

  After she poured them a hefty glass of Baileys, the two strangers chatted and as the temperature dropped outside, Gabriel’s freezing nature started to thaw. Apparently he’d been dumped a week before so had buried himself in his work. And he’d done a good job because the house was doing a good job of resembling a sauna.

  “I’m sorry I was so moody, you’re being really good to me,” smiled Gabriel bashfully as she poured a third glass of the sickly liqueur. “And I’m really sorry I interrupted you before, it looked like you were having fun, I could have watched all night,” and he winked.

  Sophie surprised he’d bought it up. She’d put her smutty mind on the backburner (so to speak). But now... was this impressive specimen flirting with her? Maybe her fantasy could come true. “I need to get out these layers. Make yourself comfortable,” and she winked at him.

  She dashed upstairs and decided now was most definitely the right time for no knickers and her new caramel-coloured negligee – a pressie from her best friend who was intent on getting her laid. She didn’t think she’d be using it so soon! She then ran a razor over her pussy (porn stars are usually clean shaven right?) back-combed her hair and put on her highest heels. “Mmm good enough to eat” she whispered, smiling at her curves. Then she one of the robes around her and dashed back down stairs.

  When she got back to the living room, Gabriel was tucking into more Baileys. He still smouldered but his face looked more like the charmer than the snake. “Mmm isn’t it hot in here...” purred Claudia, stalking over to the middle of the room and shrugging off her dressing gown.

  At first Gabriel looked bewildered and she almost lost her nerve. Had she mistaken a come on for him just being nice to her?

  “Well... said Gabriel standing up. I think I can find something to help you cool down in my tool box.” And he stood up, put his arms round Sophie’s waist, and kissed Sophie tenderly on the lips. It felt gorgeous, warm and safe. But now it was Sophie’s turn to raise the temperature. She grabbed his hands and put them on her tits then she licked Gabriel’s face. S dirty leer crossed his gorgeous face and soon he was pawing at Sophie’s tits, and kissing her deep and hard.

  When they moved to rip off each other’s clothes it wasn’t quite as seamless as the movies. As she ripped his overall open to reveal a glorious hairy chest, one of buttons hit Sophie on the nose, while her negligee got caught in her hair as Gabriel tried to pull it over her head. But soon they were naked. A hot, sweaty, pile of flushed, excited flesh.

  Gabriel kissed down her body, sucking hard on her tits. But Sophie arched her back in ecstasy and pused his head down to her pussy and breathing, “eat me you fucker.” Gabriel was only too happy to get stuck in and his stubble felt divine as he rubbed his face all over her pussy, sucking on her clitty before diving his tongue deep inside. He ate her pussy with the same adept skills he used to fix her heating. Having no pubes meant that she felt every movement of his tongue so intensely. When he stuck his finger up her arse hole, Sophie was so surprised that she had her first orgasm, bucking and screaming as she came in Gabriel’s mouth.

  Once her heart had stopped racing, Sophie decided that she was very hungry. She had never really relished giving head, but now, more than ever, she wanted Gabriel’s cock in her mouth. She grabbed a lock of Gabriel’s soft, dark hair and yanked up his head, so she could gain access to his big, throbbing tool.

  “Jesus Christ” moaned Gabriel as Sophie took him deep down her throat, decorating the base of his shaft with her new lipstick. Looking up they she made eye contact, and could see Gabriel’s face full appreciation and something like love as his client deep throated him. She moved her head up and down his splendid shlong, gagging slightly as it grew even bigger. Her right hand wanked the veiny shaft, while her left jiggled his balls. She stopped when she felt his body stiffen, “No you’re not coming yet,” she purred. “You see doctor... I have this itch.” OK that was from another scene, but it was fun to say it all the same.

  Lying back, she spread her legs, waiting for Gabriel to mount her. She loved the feeling of him lying on top of her, and when he entered her, his cock filled her in a way no pin ever could. He moved gently, looking tenderly into her eyes. “I want you to fuck me like a dog” she whispered.

  “Are you sure,” smiled Gabriel.

  “Oooh yes.”

  Gabriel flipped Sophie around, pulled up her hips and dove his cock into her. She was filled up for the second time that day and, as he thrust in and out, hitting her cunt with his balls. “Your arse... looks... amazing,” panted Gabriel as he fucked her. She turned around to see that the head of the man inside her was framed beautifully in the lamp light. They smiled then Gabriel turned up the speed of his fucking and Sophie reached underneath and massaged her cunt, her tits and arse jiggling under the power of the amazing man that was fucking her. She came again and again, each orgasm making her feel more powerful, more slutty and more magnificent. Soon Gabriel pulled out, and then, in a not so angelic way, Gabriel came all over her back – the money shot as they say in porn land.

  He collapsed next to her, and the two of them rolled around, laughing and kissing. “Lady, I guess this is some porno,” he smiled. And then they fucked again, th
is time up her bum. In the bible, Christmas may come but once a year, but Gabriel over Sophie six times!

  Merry Christmas everybody x

  Warming The Blood

  Why everybody should be able to enjoy a good spanking

  Yes, that means you too. And why not?

  If you like being spanked, then the above is a bit of a no brainer, but if you don’t it might seem a pretty odd claim, even an outrageous one. Please bear with me.

  The best, and worst, of spanking is that it’s usually more about what’s going on in your head than anything to do with your body. It comes with an immense amount of cultural baggage, which some find thrilling and some find distasteful. Most fall between the two extremes, or enjoy the idea of dishing out a spanking but not that of being on the receiving end. If you’ve never tried it, don’t want to and can’t leave all that baggage behind, then fair enough. Otherwise you might find you have a treat in store, and you don’t even need a partner, although it helps.

  The first thing you need to get away from is the idea of being spanked as merely a painful experience. It can be, and for some people that’s exactly what they want. Likewise, spanking need not necessarily be degrading, unless you want it to be, and again, many do. Spanking enthusiasts and spanking erotica - or porn, call it what you will – tends to focus on pain and humiliation, on punishment, on cruelty. That’s fine for fantasy and it’s fine for sex play, so long as it’s consensual, but it’s very much a product of our culture. Likewise, spanking has become linked to the dynamic of domination and submission, so that people with a dominant sexuality see spanking as something they give but never take and assume that their sexuality means they could never enjoy being on the receiving end. Often that’s true, but it’s a mental block and has nothing to do with the physicality of being spanked. Believe me, it’s their loss.

  Think of being spanked as if it were a massage, or some other physical therapy, and with a sexual edge. Ignore what goes on in the mind and we’re all wired the same way, with the same sets of nerves with respond in the same way to the same stimuli, more or less. We detect touch, pain, heat and more. The body responds to those stimuli, and if those stimuli are applied to an erogenous zone, and you are in a receptive state, then you will become aroused. That’s all there is to it, and it works for everybody. They key is being in a receptive state.

  If that’s easy, then good for you. Go and have some fun. If it’s not easy, but you want to try, I recommend starting with self spanking, which avoids the whole issue of interacting with somebody else and allows you to set your own pace. It also allows you to learn how to spank for pure physical pleasure by gauging your own reactions. Normally the position you’re in and how you’re dressed are part of the whole spanking experience, but not in this case, so it’s probably best to be naked and lying face down, which will allow you to concentrate on the experience.

  Don’t start too hard. This is important even when doing it yourself, and nothing has prevented more people from learning how good spanking can feel than clumsy partners going in too fast and too hard. To begin with, use only the tips of your fingers, just hard enough to create a mild stinging sensation, no more. The hand is the perfect implement, allowing you to aim properly and to gauge your own reactions, or somebody else’s.

  Build up gradually, getting harder only when you feel the need to do so. As you continue, your body will start to release endorphins, creating a pleasurable sensation, but this takes time. The smacks will also bring blood to the surface of your body, giving your skin a pink flush and warming your flesh, which brings heat to your genitals. Your arousal will start to build, but it will do so slowly, perhaps over a period of ten to fifteen minutes before you really notice anything, which is one of the reasons spanking is such good foreplay.

  Explore your bottom, because different areas give different sensations. By and large, the closer the smack to your anus and genitals – which are served by the same nerves – the more sexual the feeling will be, but some people are more sensitive than others and we’re all different shapes and sizes, so it’s important to find out what works for you. Touch yourself if you want to, or whatever feels right, and eventually you should reach the point at which you want to come. By then you’ll probably be using quite a lot of force, perhaps enough to bruise, and your first successful session may come as a bit of a shock, both for the intensity of your orgasm and for how carried away you get. So proceed with caution!

  You may find it difficulty to let yourself go, for all manner of reasons, but if this happens take a break. Try to keep your mind clear of any distracting thoughts, although you may or may not want to fantasise, according to your own personal needs. Whatever you do, don’t feel bad about yourself or what you are doing. Sexual guilt belongs in the dustbin of history, and particularly guilt about pleasuring yourself sexually, while enjoying being spanked doesn’t make you a lesser person, just a liberated one.

  If you’re going to be spanked by somebody else the situation becomes more complicated. At the very least how the two of you relate to each other is going to be crucial, so hopefully you have a sympathetic and open minded partner. Ideally, you should be able to explore spanking together, taking turns with each other, which can not only be a lot of fun but makes it possible to understand each others reactions, at least to some extent. Remember though, however great your ability to empathise, you can never fully understand how another individual feels, either mentally or physically, and you certainly can’t understand purely by empathy. So once again, take it slow, take it easy, build up gradually and respond to what your partner is saying as well as their body language.

  As with self spanking, you hand is often all you need, but if you prefer to use something else there’s a wealth of implements to choose from, from ordinary domestic items such as a hairbrush to custom made whips and paddles. Most of them hurt a great deal more than the bare hand, so should be used with caution, while I would strongly advise finding out how any given implement feels on yourself before using it on somebody else. An exception, and a personal favourite of mine, is the suede flogger.

  This is a short, multi-thong whip, usually made with a wooden handle and a foot or eighteen inches long at the business end. Generally there are about a dozen tails, and if these are made of plaited rope or even leather the effect can be quite severe, but with suede they produce a heavy, sensual smack which is highly arousing but not at all painful. However, even with a suede flogger, and very importantly for rigid implements such as canes or wooden paddle, it’s essential to stay on target. The target is your bottom, not your hips or thighs, which produce a far less erotic effect, if at all, and definitely not your lower back, where the bones are close to the skin. Before you let anybody use and implement on you, make sure they can aim properly, and beware of over confidence, which is all too common among those who like to dish out spankings.

  There are dozens of different spanking positions, but when it’s for pure pleasure some work better than others. The traditional over the knee position – known as OTK to enthusiasts and by far the most popular – is generally thought of as submissive and perhaps not ideal for pure physical pleasure. Bending to touch your toes has similar connotations, although more closely associated with the paddle or cane than with plain spanking, as indeed does any position in which your bottom is deliberately pushed out to make it more vulnerable or to leave your anus and genitals showing. Lying face down works better, as with self spanking, perhaps with a pillow under your hips to lift your bottom a little. Standing up is an alternative, but won’t let the blood to your genitals so readily, particularly for men, so can be unsatisfactory. Or there’s lying on your back with your legs rolled up, which is very good for stimulation but may make it harder to let go.

  Most people will be playing with a regular partner, but you may find yourself in a situation in which you’re going to be spanked by somebody who doesn’t know you particularly well. They ma
y or may not be experienced, but in any case it’s important to understand each other before you start, and if you are on the receiving end make it very clear that when the chips are down you are the one in charge. If you say stop, it stops, and that’s final. Only those who are completely confident in the situation should ever give themselves over to another’s control, and even then they must retain the final say in what is acceptable.

  Having said that, you will presumably want the experience to me pleasurable for both of you? Mutual spanking is ideal, and whether it leads onto others things is entirely up to you. Spanking partners who don’t have sex together are common, although they are generally those who need spanking more as a mental stimulus than as a physical one. When it’s done for purely physical reasons both of you will probably end up wanting to come, and even if you’re not regular partners, or there are safe sex issues, you have plenty of choice.

  Some people, the lucky few, can be spanked to orgasm without genital stimulation. You need to be sensitive, and the spanking has to be exactly right, which usually means firm, rhythmic smacks delivered across the cheeks to either side of the anus. Most people require genital stimulation at the same time if they actually going to come while being spanked, but more often than not the spanking becomes foreplay to anything from mutual masturbation to full sex. If you do want to continue with the spanking, doggy style or girl-on-top leave her bottom accessible during sex, while implements come into their own if a woman wants to urge a man on while he’s inside her in missionary position.

  For those of us who’re into multiple partners there’s even more fun to be had, with endless possible combinations. Two enduring favourites are for one partner to be on top of the other while the third does the spanking, and for whoever’s being spanked to lie across one partner’s lap while they give oral sex to the other. Being spanked side by side while cuddled up to each other is a delight, or even while tied together, but that sort of thing is definitely for the more advanced student.