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The Complete Works of William Shakespeare In Plain and Simple English (Translated)

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by William Shakespeare


  that he draws all sorts towards him,

  and all men give half their hearts to him.

  IMOGEN.

  You make amends.

  You are making up for what you said.

  IACHIMO.

  He sits 'mongst men like a descended god:

  He hath a kind of honour sets him of

  More than a mortal seeming. Be not angry,

  Most mighty Princess, that I have adventur'd

  To try your taking of a false report, which hath

  Honour'd with confirmation your great judgment

  In the election of a sir so rare,

  Which you know cannot err. The love I bear him

  Made me to fan you thus; but the gods made you,

  Unlike all others, chaffless. Pray your pardon.

  He sits amongst men like a god come down from heaven;

  he has a kind of honour which makes him seem

  more than mortal.Don't be angry,

  great Princess, that I tried

  to test you by giving you a false report, which has

  shown how good you are and how right

  you were to choose such a unique gentleman,

  whom you know cannot stray.The love I have for him

  made me test you like this; but the gods made you

  unique and faultless.Please forgive me.

  IMOGEN.

  All's well, sir; take my pow'r i' th' court for yours.

  All's well, sir;you are welcome to the court.

  IACHIMO.

  My humble thanks. I had almost forgot

  T' entreat your Grace but in a small request,

  And yet of moment too, for it concerns

  Your lord; myself and other noble friends

  Are partners in the business.

  My humble thanks.I'd almost forgotten

  to ask your Grace about a small request,

  but an important one too, for it concerns

  your lord; other noble friends and I

  are also involved.

  IMOGEN.

  Pray what is't?

  Tell me what it is.

  IACHIMO.

  Some dozen Romans of us, and your lord-

  The best feather of our wing- have mingled sums

  To buy a present for the Emperor;

  Which I, the factor for the rest, have done

  In France. 'Tis plate of rare device, and jewels

  Of rich and exquisite form, their values great;

  And I am something curious, being strange,

  To have them in safe stowage. May it please you

  To take them in protection?

  Some dozen of us Romans, and your lord,

  the best one amongst us - have clubbed together

  to buy a present for the Emperor;

  As a representative for the rest I've had it made

  in France.It's plate of unique design, with

  expensive and exquisite jewels;

  I'm rather concerned, being a foreigner,

  to have them safely stored.Would you mind

  taking care of them?

  IMOGEN.

  Willingly;

  And pawn mine honour for their safety. Since

  My lord hath interest in them, I will keep them

  In my bedchamber.

  Gladly;

  and I'll pledge my honour that they'll be safe.

  Since my lord is involved with them, I'll keep them

  in my bedroom.

  IACHIMO.

  They are in a trunk,

  Attended by my men. I will make bold

  To send them to you only for this night;

  I must aboard to-morrow.

  They are in a trunk,

  guarded by my men.I will be so bold

  as to ask you to keep them just for tonight;

  I must take my ship tomorrow.

  IMOGEN.

  O, no, no.

  Oh no, no.

  IACHIMO.

  Yes, I beseech; or I shall short my word

  By length'ning my return. From Gallia

  I cross'd the seas on purpose and on promise

  To see your Grace.

  Yes, I beg you; otherwise I'll break my word

  by coming back late.I crossed the seas

  from France solely to keep the promise

  that I would see your Grace.

  IMOGEN.

  I thank you for your pains.

  But not away to-morrow!

  I thank you for your trouble.

  But don't go tomorrow!

  IACHIMO.

  O, I must, madam.

  Therefore I shall beseech you, if you please

  To greet your lord with writing, do't to-night.

  I have outstood my time, which is material

  'To th' tender of our present.

  Oh, madam, I must.

  So I must ask you, if you want

  to write to your lord, do it tonight.

  I have outstayed my time, and that has an effect

  on the delivery of our present.

  IMOGEN.

  I will write.

  Send your trunk to me; it shall safe be kept

  And truly yielded you. You're very welcome.

  Exeunt

  I will write.

  Send me your trunk; it will be kept safe

  and returned intact.You're very welcome.

  Enter CLOTEN and the two LORDS

  CLOTEN.

  Was there ever man had such luck! When I kiss'd the

  jack,

  upon an up-cast to be hit away! I had a hundred pound on't;

  and

  then a whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing, as

  if I

  borrowed mine oaths of him, and might not spend them at my

  pleasure.

  Was anyone ever so unlucky!I kissed the jack with my bowl,

  then a lucky shot knocked it away!I had a hundred pounds on it,

  and then some son of a bitch monkey told me off for swearing,

  as if my swearwords were borrowed from him, and I couldn't spend them as I liked.

  FIRST LORD.

  What got he by that? You have broke his pate with

  your

  bowl.

  That didn't do him much good, your broke his head with your bowl.

  SECOND LORD.

  [Aside] If his wit had been like him that broke

  it, it

  would have run all out.

  And if his brains were as soft as the one who broke it

  they would have all run out.

  CLOTEN.

  When a gentleman is dispos'd to swear, it is not for

  any

  standers-by to curtail his oaths. Ha?

  When a gentleman wants to swear, it's not the business

  of any bystanders to stop him, eh?

  SECOND LORD.

  No, my lord; [Aside] nor crop the ears of them.

  No my lord.[Aside] nor to stop them looking like asses.

  CLOTEN.

  Whoreson dog! I give him satisfaction? Would he had

  been

  one of my rank!

  Son of a bitch!Should I take up his challenge?I wish

  he'd been one of my own class!

  SECOND LORD.

  [Aside] To have smell'd like a fool.

  Then he'd stink.

  CLOTEN.

  I am not vex'd more at anything in th' earth. A pox

  on't! I

  had rather not be so noble as I am; they dare not fight with

  me,

  because of the Queen my mother. Every jackslave hath his

  bellyful

  of fighting, and I must go up and down like a cock that

  nobody

  can match.

  It's the most annoying thing ever.Curse it!

  I'd rather not be so noble; they dare not fight with me,

  because the Queen is my mother.Every common man gets

  as much fighting as he
wants, while I have to parade about

  like a cock nobody has a fit opponent for.

  SECOND LORD.

  [Aside] You are cock and capon too; and you crow,

  cock, with your comb on.

  You're a cock and an idiot, crowing, "I'm a cock!"

  CLOTEN.

  Sayest thou?

  What are you saying?

  SECOND LORD.

  It is not fit your lordship should undertake every

  companion that you give offence to.

  That your lord shouldn't have to fight

  every man you offend.

  CLOTEN.

  No, I know that; but it is fit I should commit offence

  to

  my inferiors.

  No, I know that; but it is right that I should

  offend my inferiors.

  SECOND LORD.

  Ay, it is fit for your lordship only.

  Yes, just for your lordship.

  CLOTEN.

  Why, so I say.

  Well, that's what I'm saying.

  FIRST LORD.

  Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court

  to-night?

  Did you hear about a stranger who came to the court tonight?

  CLOTEN.

  A stranger, and I not known on't?

  A stranger, and I wasn't told about it?

  SECOND LORD.

  [Aside] He's a strange fellow himself, and knows

  it

  not.

  He's a strange fellow himself, and doesn't know it.

  FIRST LORD.

  There's an Italian come, and, 'tis thought, one of

  Leonatus' friends.

  There's an Italian come, who's thought to be

  a friend of Leonatus.

  CLOTEN.

  Leonatus? A banish'd rascal; and he's another,

  whatsoever

  he be. Who told you of this stranger?

  Leonatus?An exiled rascal, and he's another one,

  whoever he is.Who told you about this stranger?

  FIRST LORD.

  One of your lordship's pages.

  One of your lordship's pages.

  CLOTEN.

  Is it fit I went to look upon him? Is there no

  derogation

  in't?

  Would it be right for me to go and see him?

  I wouldn't be lowering myself?

  SECOND LORD.

  You cannot derogate, my lord.

  You can't go any lower, my lord.

  CLOTEN.

  Not easily, I think.

  Not easily, I think.

  SECOND LORD.

  [Aside] You are a fool granted; therefore your

  issues,

  being foolish, do not derogate.

  We all know you're a fool, so your foolish business

  can't debase you.

  CLOTEN.

  Come, I'll go see this Italian. What I have lost to-day

  at

  bowls I'll win to-night of him. Come, go.

  Come, I'll have a look at this Italian.What I lost today

  at bowling I'll win off him tonight.Come, let's go.

  SECOND LORD.

  I'll attend your lordship.

  Exeunt CLOTEN and FIRST LORD

  That such a crafty devil as is his mother

  Should yield the world this ass! A woman that

  Bears all down with her brain; and this her son

  Cannot take two from twenty, for his heart,

  And leave eighteen. Alas, poor princess,

  Thou divine Imogen, what thou endur'st,

  Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd,

  A mother hourly coining plots, a wooer

  More hateful than the foul expulsion is

  Of thy dear husband, than that horrid act

  Of the divorce he'd make! The heavens hold firm

  The walls of thy dear honour, keep unshak'd

  That temple, thy fair mind, that thou mayst stand

  T' enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land!

  Exit

  I'll follow your lordship.

  How did such a crafty devil as his mother

  produce such an idiot!She's a woman

  who can outthink anybody, and here's her son

  who can't subtract two from twenty and leave

  eighteen to save his life.Alas, poor princess,

  divine Imogen, what you've had to endure,

  between a father ruled by your stepmother,

  a mother who's always making up new plots,

  a suitor who's even more horrible than

  the exile of your husband, more horrible

  than the divorce he wants you to have!May the heavens

  help you keep your honour intact, don't disturb

  your temple, that lovely mind, so you can survive

  to enjoy your banished lord and this great country!

  Enter IMOGEN in her bed, and a LADY attending

  IMOGEN.

  Who's there? My woman? Helen?

  Who's there?My woman?Helen?

  LADY.

  Please you, madam.

  If you please, madam.

  IMOGEN.

  What hour is it?

  What's the time?

  LADY.

  Almost midnight, madam.

  Almost midnight, madam.

  IMOGEN.

  I have read three hours then. Mine eyes are weak;

  Fold down the leaf where I have left. To bed.

  Take not away the taper, leave it burning;

  And if thou canst awake by four o' th' clock,

  I prithee call me. Sleep hath seiz'd me wholly. Exit LADY

  To your protection I commend me, gods.

  From fairies and the tempters of the night

  Guard me, beseech ye!

  [Sleeps. IACHIMO comes from the trunk]

  I've been reading for three hours then.My eyes are tired;

  fold down the page I got to.I'm for bed.

  Don't take away the candle, leave it burning;

  if you can wake up at four o'clock,

  please wake me.Sleep has overcome me.

  I give myself to your protection, gods.

  I beg that you guard me against

  fairies and demons!

  IACHIMO.

  The crickets sing, and man's o'er-labour'd sense

  Repairs itself by rest. Our Tarquin thus

  Did softly press the rushes ere he waken'd

  The chastity he wounded. Cytherea,

  How bravely thou becom'st thy bed! fresh lily,

  And whiter than the sheets! That I might touch!

  But kiss; one kiss! Rubies unparagon'd,

  How dearly they do't! 'Tis her breathing that

  Perfumes the chamber thus. The flame o' th' taper

  Bows toward her and would under-peep her lids

  To see th' enclosed lights, now canopied

  Under these windows white and azure, lac'd

  With blue of heaven's own tinct. But my design

  To note the chamber. I will write all down:

  Such and such pictures; there the window; such

  Th' adornment of her bed; the arras, figures-

  Why, such and such; and the contents o' th' story.

  Ah, but some natural notes about her body

  Above ten thousand meaner movables

  Would testify, t' enrich mine inventory.

  O sleep, thou ape of death, lie dull upon her!

  And be her sense but as a monument,

  Thus in a chapel lying! Come off, come off;

  [Taking off her bracelet]

  As slippery as the Gordian knot was hard!

  'Tis mine; and this will witness outwardly,

  As strongly as the conscience does within,

  To th' madding of her lord. On her left breast

  A mole cinque-spotted, like the crimson drops

  I' th' bottom of a cowslip. Here's a voucher

  Stronger than e
ver law could make; this secret

  Will force him think I have pick'd the lock and ta'en

  The treasure of her honour. No more. To what end?

  Why should I write this down that's riveted,

  Screw'd to my memory? She hath been reading late

  The tale of Tereus; here the leaf's turn'd down

  Where Philomel gave up. I have enough.

  To th' trunk again, and shut the spring of it.

  Swift, swift, you dragons of the night, that dawning

  May bare the raven's eye! I lodge in fear;

  Though this a heavenly angel, hell is here. [Clock strikes]

  One, two, three. Time, time!

  Exit into the trunk

  The crickets are singing, and men's overworked minds

  repair themselves with rest. This is how our Tarquin

  crept across the floor before he woke

  the chastity he wounded. Venus,

  how well you suit your bed! A fresh lily,

  whiter than the sheets! If only I could touch you!

  Just a kiss; one kiss! Matchless rubies,

  how sweetly they do it! It's her breath that

  makes the room smells so sweet. The flame of the candle

  bows towards her and wants to peep under her eyelids

  to see the hidden lights, now covered by these

  windows, white and azure, laced with

  the blue of heaven. But to my plan.

  I must describe the chamber: or write it all down:

  these are the pictures: there is the window, this

  is how her bed is made; the tapestry, statues,

  this, this and this; and the contents of the room.

 

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