Charlie Needs A Cussbomb
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him.
Then he turned around and started burrowing, throwing dirt in all directions trying to get under the porch.
He was halfway under the porch when Charlie caught him again. Charlie grabbed the first thing he could get a good grip. It was the salesmans belt. The belt stretched out three or four feet before the salesman popped out of the hole and hung him dangling and squirming from Charlies up raised arm.
He had dropped his mechanical servant but was fiercely gripping its electric cord.
Charlie tried a couple of experimental Yo-yo tosses. Whee, I can play Yo-yo with a pip-squeak of the housewifes squawks.
Charlie tried a few angle throws but was careful not to stretch his luck.
The salesmans voice had packed up and left for Kitcheekemee some minutes before. All he could do was hang around collecting the interest on his tongue flapping investments of the past.
On one particularly long shot in the direction of the sidewalk the belt decided to part company with the owner. One section of the sidewalk flipped in the air as the human projectile hit it. Then the salesmans feet moved so fast the sidewalk moved backward as he tried to go forward. His feet finally made headway and he streaked off. The salesman was running with one hand holding up his pants and the other one fastened tight to the electric cord.
Charlie was about to start after him when the electric cord pulled tight between his legs. Then the monster machine pulled Charlie off his feet as the salesman kept going.
Charlie had just made it to what was left of the sidewalk to see the salesman dive through his open automobile window head first, tugging the machine as it bumped down the sidewalk toward him. He finally pulled the machine in after him.
Charlie watched the car until it became a flying speck in the distance. Then he turned around, walked up to his porch, did a little soft slipper jig and then disappeared through the door.
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