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The Masked Poet

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by Albert Enang Eng Usang


  these then teach the teeming youths

  who also instruct the next generation

  the pattern and trend of sustained greed.

  'This is where it ends. Thanks a million.' She rounded up.

  'Oooohhh.............wow....w....w....... Rosy, Roses, Rosy......' The crowd responded.

  It was Cynthia's turn for her presentation. She also offered a brief explanation as she mounted the podium:

  'My sonnet is Petrarchan and is titled: 'MUSIC DEMISED.'

  With the oldies she was rested

  yes I witnessed her burial

  and even attended her memorial

  which at seasons will be repeated.

  But that she will be resurrected?

  As in times like the initial?

  Are dreams so superficial

  probably never to be birthed.

  Music died!

  Good music kicked the bucket

  when soulful lyrics was tried

  and killed by the hip-hop racket

  so sensual and vying eyed,

  they placed music in an evil casket!

  A round of applause and wild cheers followed her exit as has become the habit of the audience.

  Meanwhile, the contest moved to the next stage - the category for romance. The Masked Poet was invited to the podium. He introduced the title of his romantic poem to be: 'THE ROMEO AND JULIET WAY.......'

  I love Romeo, l love Juliet

  I love Romeo and Juliet

  I love the story of their love

  I love the way they loved

  but most of all,

  I love how they fell for each other.

  Romeo sighted her, Juliet noticed him

  love drew Romeo and Juliet

  he toasted her, she obliged him

  he was blunt, she never denied

  and just like that,

  a love affair budded and blossomed.

  Romeo stuck to it, Juliet in for it

  intent were Romeo and Juliet

  he articulated it, she expressed it

  he gesticulated it, she acted it

  and all cosmos knew

  it was love for life, death for love.

  I love me, l love whoever

  I love me and my lover

  if the story of our love

  if the manner we love

  could go just like

  Romeo and Juliet fell for each other.

  I see her, she notices me

  we have a common interest

  I toast her, she obliges me

  I open up, she's not afraid

  and for simplicity,

  we plunge into real time loving.

  But poignantly, l hate a hard time!

  so unlike Romeo and Juliet's

  I, toasting a thousand times

  she, playing hard to get

  for all l care,

  winning love shouldn't be herculean.

  I love Romeo, l love Juliet

  easy falling, strong loving

  I hate hard time pretenders.

  Hard falling, yet many failed

  and no rule ev' said,

  pains proceeds a sincere loving!

  'The poems ends here. Thank you.'

  Loud cheers and applause followed his exit from the stage, including repeated chants of 'the Masked Poet.'

  The compere next called on Rosemary Bola for her rendition. She introduced her poem, entitling it: 'MY RAINBOW.'

  My rainbow is red

  red, the colour of love

  love, the feeling l have

  for my sweet, sweet lover.

  My rainbow is blue

  blue, the colour of divinity

  divinity, the invisible hand

  guiding us into forever.

  My rainbow is green

  green, the colour of life

  life, now a sweet adventure

  because I fell for you.

  My rainbow is yellow

  yellow, the colour that acts

  acts, of real practical loving

  a flowing stream from you.

  My rainbow is orange

  orange, the colour of persistence

  persistence, despite my failings

  inseparable from your loving.

  My rainbow is violet

  violet, the colour of spirituality

  spirituality, the love motive

  spicing your love infallible.

  My rainbow is indigo

  indigo, a colour so mysterious

  mysterious, the word l need

  to describe a very rare lover.

  'That's it. Thank you all.' She announced with a smile as she left the stage.

  'Rosy

  Roses

  Rosy

  Roses'

  The crowd chanted as they expressed in their own little way, that she enthralled them with her romantic poem. She must be such an observant and appreciating lover, the audience, that is some of them, thought aloud, for her to have written such a poem for her lover, that is if she has one as she may have written it to no one in particular save for the competition. But assuming such a lover exists, then he must be such an awesome lover to have evoked such an emotionally crafted reciprocal poem.

  Cynthia was up next. She titled her poem: 'LOVE WINS....'

  If you love me

  and I love you too,

  we bask in the consequent euphoria

  it is rather, a triumph for 'another'

  not you, or my humble self;

  love wins!

  Love is the winner!

  Cos 'she's' been embraced!

  If I make a toast

  and you turn me down,

  I become forlorn from disappointment,

  yet is 'one' so happy for it

  not me or my broken heart;

  love wins!

  Love is the winner!

  Cos 'she's' been expressed!

  If we get married

  and then we divorce,

  oh! The emotional drain we battle

  but 'someone's' exultant from it

  not us or our ended marriage;

  love wins!

  Love is the winner!

  Cos 'she's' been attempted!

  If I give my all

  without a reciprocation,

  oh! The angst of an unloved lover,

  still a 'soul' revels rejoicingly

  not me or my grieving heart;

  love wins!

  Love is the winner!

  Cos 'she's' truly practicalized!

  If I search for love

  and no one obliges,

  I get frustrated from all my efforts,

  yet is a 'person' thrilled by it;

  love wins!

  Love is the winner!

  Cos 'she's' been believed!

  'Thank you; that's all.' She made her way down afterwards as the excited audience chanted:

  'Cynthy

  Scentful

  Cynthy

  Scentful'

  From the early stages of the competition, most of the audience had unofficially adjudged the Masked Poet stood out and would most probably win the contest. But into the grand finale proper, they were made to marvel at the poems Rosemary and Cynthia were rendering. From those poems, they concluded both ladies were giving the Masked Poet a good run for his money.

  Now, it was 'freestyle' category; the final category. As usual, the Masked Poet climbed the stage to the podium:

  'My freestyle poem is entitled: 'THE GREATEST FRAUD AGAINST MEN...'

  What is the greatest fraud against men?

  Could it be joblessness?

  Is it family pressures?

  loss of self esteem?

  Is it inferiority complex?

  Or something benignly sinister?

  I know the greatest fraud against men:

  it is not joblessness

  neither family pressures

  not a lack of self esteem

  nor inferiority complex;

&n
bsp; it is none other than women!

  Whoever crafted this fraud

  I don't really know

  if it ever was nature,

  I don't really know

  if ever it is mankind,

  I don't really know

  but what I really know

  is the fact women are:

  the greatest fraud against men.

  Society keeps crying:

  'the man is head of the family;'

  the head of the woman....

  But twice I've met men

  who promised help and gifts

  only for the very next day

  oooh! He reneged! Why?

  His wife, from womenfolk said:

  'fulfill, and the peace deserts!'

  renege, and the peace stays!'

  For the peace, he reneged

  man, the family's head?

  Wake up! Clueless society!

  to the fact women are:

  the greatest fraud against men!

  There is never a way

  goats and yams coexist

  the yams are mercilessly eaten!

  The goats are the menfolk

  the yams, the womenfolk

  when there is an 'eating,'

  the goats are chastised

  so society institutionalized;

  'the goat did it! He enjoyed it!'

  and the yams? No, no, no

  'they didn't do it! Or enjoyed it!'

  'the goat verily ate the yam!'

  'the yams have no sex urge'

  'they are weak and innocent!'

  But on eerie numerous instances

  the yam purposely journeyed

  emitting strong irresistible aroma

  gate crashing into a 'holy' goat

  who eventually ate her up

  yet afterwards, the yam cries

  'he did it! He did it!

  and everyone believes her.

  Wipe your eyes, spellbound men!

  the fact remains women are:

  the greatest fraud against men!

  Men are sexually depraved

  they're the rapists, the abusers

  without a hold on their libido!

  So, they've been highly egotized

  but, just asking anywhere

  how long do the men last?

  In bed, l mean during sex?

  Ever heard of orgasm?

  Well, even womenfolk agree

  orgasm usually never ends

  until the woman says it ends

  thus, l arrived at the conclusion:

  men have the urge,

  women, the pleasure

  yet, women make it look:

  men have all - the urge and pleasure!

  Open your eyes! You ignorant men!

  It's irrefutable women are:

  the greatest fraud against men!

  Fraudsters everywhere in the West!

  These fraudsters are womenfolk

  interestingly, married womenfolk!

  We have the beauty, they say

  we have the allure, they say

  we also have our wombs!

  Surely, the men will come for us

  actually, we don't like men

  or that thing called marriage

  marriage, which curtails freedom

  I want to be free!

  but I also want money

  plenty of his money.

  I don't even like children

  except they're my gateway

  to more of his money.

  So I will marry him, then

  I will divorce him, then

  all his money, his property

  would be yours faithfully

  then I can live my life

  without a man's troubles.

  Man makes all the money

  woman gladly spends it

  I mean, exhaust all of it!

  Stop dozing, you enchanted men!

  Know it now women are:

  the greatest fraud against men! ever!

  'I think l should stop here. Thanks.'

  Excited cheers emanated from the audience; just some of them, particularly the men. The women were piqued, they were indignant; they refused to applaud. Why should they when the Masked Poet has invariably slaughtered their reputation? They instead, looked forward to the next poet. Incidentally, the women were the next set of poets coming up; they should probably give the womenfolk some reason to cheer about.

  But Rosemary, usually next after the Masked Poet, had other plans of hers. She was in no superiority vie of the sexes and was not going to please any member, especially women, of the audience to spite her chances of winning the contest she enrolled for. So, the women were probably disappointed when she informed her freestyle poem is titled: 'THE PRESIDENT IS TIME...'

  In Africa, there is no time

  only day, only night

  only dark, only light

  but if by a stroke of luck,

  there ever is time,

  then it is the president

  yes, l brazenly declare:

  the president is time

  and time is the president!

  The president is time

  and he very much knows this

  he can slumber in the day

  and wake-keep at night

  and no one dare question.

  The cabinet meeting never holds

  at 8am, or 10am, or at 12 or 1pm

  but only when he shows up

  he can even queerly decide

  it holds at 4am or even 5am

  even inconvenience will submit

  cos the president is time itself

  and time, is the president!

  Time, l mean the president,

  is allotted all subservients

  whereas same egoist time

  misleads by perfect example.

  Schedule a function at anytime,

  an absolute waste of endeavour

  seated would be all else but

  it only takes off, kick start,

  whenever the president arrives

  and he well could arrive at 6pm

  the very closure of the function.

  The country is at war!

  Enemies suddenly invaded!

  President, please make a decision

  president? When? Where is he?

  Dare you disturb his sleep

  and you are soundly fired!

  It's sleeping time, not otherwise

  wake up time? Well, his prerogative

  and afterwards, decision time.

  Sadly, Mr. President could be late

  time itself could be too late!

  That the president is time,

  never means he isn't prompt

  he is, but only sometimes

  at those special 'sometimes,'

  he wakes on time

  he prepares on time

  he reports on time

  he awaits on time

  only to receive a foreigner

  be it prime minister or envoy

  who had set time for him!

  They set time for time!

  In Africa, there is no time

  only day, only night

  only dark, only light

  but if by a stroke of luck

  there ever is time,

  then, it is the boss

  then, it is the CEO

  then, it is the don

  then, it is the pastor

  then, it is the mogul

  then, it is the wealthy

  men of timber and caliber

  the high and the mighty

  or even the chairman

  be it a board chairman

  local government chairman

  or one at a wedding reception

  just like one l know

  who kept guests waiting

  'I'm on my way'

  'I'll soon arrive'

  'I'll appear in minutes'

  he protracted a suspense

  when he arrived eventually,

/>   according to his own timing

  he met only but the couple;

  all the guests had left!

  In Africa, there is no time

  or at least a 24hour timing

  it is either over 24hours

  or it is under 24hours

  as is determined by 'power.'

  It's rather about start and stop

  about doing and not doing

  about moods and egocentrism.

  When 'power' starts, time starts

  he says stop! time also stops

  'I'm angry and not doing,'

  then time stands still

  for the master, for power, for influence

  who are themselves time.

  But someone please calculate;

  what time Africa has lost!.....

  'I bore you no more; this is where it ends, thanks for the time.'

  Hearty cheers, rampant chants, and even a standing ovation as Rosy, l mean Roses, left the stage. Almost instantly, Cynthia took her turn. She titled her freestyle poem: 'THE GREAT SUPREMACISTS' PROPAGANDA.'

  Most don't know this of them

  they're held in high regard

  even are, devoid of suspicions

  but propagandists they are

  and propagandists they will remain.

  Scientists are these propagandists

  the West, original propagandists

  the UN, a very entrenched part

  docile proponents are here categorized

  while most others follow the bedlam.

  World population is so high

  it will soon spill over

  it is rather unsustainable

  earth won't contain anymore

  they cry, assert, propagandize.

  Give birth to only a child

  in the extreme, two children:

  you Africans, dullards, oblige

  South Americans, illiterates, hear

  you Asians, thoughtless, comply

  you moslems, polygamous, imbibe

  all religions, fanatics, consider

  the educated, like minds, preach

  the civilized, co-conspirators, enforce;

  for humans threaten the planet

  and food may go extinct

  haunted by urban development.

  We don't need more people!

  trends the newest propaganda

  when my cerebral hemisphere

  thinks we need more of them!

  But scientists peddle lies

  that population depletes food

 

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