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Paddle to Paddle

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by Lois Chapin


  fly.

  It clings with tiny feet to her finger.

  The groom,

  in accented English,

  repeats himself

  as the bride’s family speaks

  to him as though he’s deaf.

  He graciously responds when the silent J

  in the middle of his name

  is pronounced,

  like a brand of mustard.

  The restaurant charges corkage fees

  on the Martinelli’s.

  Children of Adventists missionaries pretend,

  make toasts with pretend,

  nonalcoholic cider.

  It’s all pretend.

  The butterfly slows the opening and closing

  of belabored wings.

  The bride’s cousin rakes up pink rose petals

  from the sand.

  Skype to Eastern Europe

  is disconnected.

  The horizon turns orange and red.

  The six-year-old places the dead butterfly

  under a bush.

  Its broken wing glistens

  with her tears.

  The bride gathers up her bustle,

  kneels down beside her daughter

  and says,

  “At the end it had

  the best friend of its life.

  It was the luckiest butterfly

  in the whole world!”

  The child wipes her face,

  and with small moist hands

  reaches up

  for one of her mother’s,

  and the one offered

  by her new step-dad.

  Stepping from the chrysalis of waiting for visas

  and navigating relatives,

  they walk up the sandy stairs

  to the reception

  and into a life they create

  together.

  Off

  “He wasn’t trying to kill himself,” she said. “It was to try to feel better. The cutting part anyway.” She giggled and shifted her weight on the black leather couch. Heavy mascara eyelashes asked for my confirmation. Months ago I’d given her the brown sack of knives back. “The cap sleeves didn’t hide it.” She plucked something from between her teeth. “But I went anyway.”

  “Oh,” I said.

  My stepson called earlier. A text-based video game to demonstrate depression. For those who aren’t depressed and can’t imagine. The game creator was harassed because she’s a girl. Her ex-boyfriend posted naked pictures. Blogged what her vagina smelled like. Threatened rape. Depression expert.

  My stepson said playing the game gave him the courage to tell. To tell through his fog of 10 hour night shifts as a dispatcher for tankers. To tell that’s the reason he drinks too much, gambles his vacation pay. To tell why he never takes time off. Isolation is portrayed in the game. The Depression Quest game. He used to play Ever Crack for days straight living on Pepsi. Now he wanted a cat. A kitten really. The Humane Society spayed and gave vaccinations.

  The patient just before Mascara Eyes had said, “If Robin had only had enough faith in Jesus.” Everyone wants to save the sad clown. No one’s better at saving than a two thousand year old saving pro. The Jesus kid had beagle eyes and picked at his nails. Maybe Ork was waitlisted for a crucifixion.

  Mascara Eyes swore by stigmata and white scars with hash tags.

  At seven, humans understand death is permanent. Seven in human years not cat years.

  I’ve lost some of those I’ve treated to a Co2 hose, a robe belt, starvation and overdose. There’s no making sense of it. Ending the pain. Sacrificing. Avoiding a threatening future.

  Mascara Eyes got stitched up at a doc-in-the-box after she called me and said she could see bone.

  The Jesus kid found a fake family after rehabbing off meth.

  My stepson calculated the cost of kitty litter and Cat Chow.

  I clicked the mouse and started the next game level.

  SanGria Whine

  foil blister pack of Sam-e slices open

  my index finger

  crying unpronounceable Jamaica

  One crimson teaspoon spreads asymmetric on

  the bleached table cloth

  Honey inherited curly hair grows out with flat sides

  climbing on bougainvillea vines towards the equator

  Hoodia soaked contact lenses

  tears of jasmine night heir

  When friends stay hospice lottery beats death to death

  Sun magnifying an ant into flames

  Ajax-rough scrubbing vacuum cleaners and dialysis

  OCD chasing dust mites and wrinkled elephant memories

  The owl in Pooh’s corner hooted me, “you gotta play the team that gets off the bus.”

  Saline waves crash on the shore

  menses wash back out to sea

  Drumming a woman’s heart circle Calling in the powers of the east

  a Japanese PFLAG waving at women dancing

  backwards

  in heels

  P.O.L.S.T. garlic for poltergeist?

  Donate my corneas but put my uterus on the auction block

  Have answers. will work for questions.

  ¿Por que? Por que Special K It’s okay

  But the next letter, L, started an IV in ICU

  abandoned b_ood sucked upwards in a thin glass tube at the end of my finger

  Menarche butterflies migrate in horizontal tornadoes

  crushed on windshields of Mac trucks transporting Marlboros

  Deep-fried snowflakes served to homeless children using slide rules for Xbox 360 controls

  YYUR--- too wise you are

  Yogi takes the fork to eat Pooh’s honey on easy street with Boo

  While Sisyphus rolls silly putty over Sunday comics

  My sanguine sangria whine

  Hysterical Mimosa

  I brought the OJ

  from my own trees

  in the same half gallon mason jar

  that Conversion Disorder pregnancy girl

  brought her OJ in

  the night my son invited

  her to our New Year’s Eve

  fondue party.

  “You don’t have to sit with her

  while she pretends to miscarry,” I said.

  I’m not such a good mom.

  I brought champagne

  to go with the OJ

  to the first women’s team meeting

  of the season.

  I knew the co-captain was in recovery.

  I didn’t know her wife wanted a teatotaling

  outrigger team.

  I toast my Al-anon membership

  with my mimosa,

  “Here’s to the things I cannot change,”

  and then hide the champagne bottle

  behind some cookie boxes

  on a potluck table.

  The attorney who strokes,

  and brought mimosas

  to the paddler’s open house,

  raises her orange bubbly plexiglass

  from across the room.

  Girls’ teams have always mystified me

  hysterical blindness

  hysterical moods

  hysterical ostracizing

  the hysterical hysterics

  and now

  grandmother to hysterical pregnancy

  and spiked orange juice.

  Mirror Neurons

  I have professionally trained

  mirror neurons.

  Put me behind

  a great paddler

  and voilá.

  Sit me behind

  a
paddler who can’t reach

  and who tears through the water

  and well,

  neurons that fire together

  wire together.

  My performance pathways

  have detours

  hardwired

  when shame

  comes on board.

  Scold me

  berate me

  even give me multiple directives

  and detours fire

  lighting up my

  neuro highways.

  No amount of reassuring

  myself

  that I’m not six

  and a wooden coat hanger

  isn’t about

  to break over my skin

  will help.

  Silver

  Rough ocean

  77°

  49 canoes

  on the starting line.

  Another novice skipper

  on his chase boat

  with no ladder

  for swimmers.

  I hope he remembers

  to turn off the propeller

  when I’m in the water.

  Change coach

  sweet as a kindergarten teacher

  with Oreos and fresh coconut.

  Steersman hard-catching

  for a first place.

  Comedian in seat 3

  joking about mermaids smoking seaweed.

  Racing in the young adults division

  rubbing Icy Hot

  on my arthritis

  to keep up.

  The radio says

  we’re cleared for first changes.

  The skipper revs

  throwing up wakes

  shuts off the engine.

  I jump overboard

  slap the water with my hand.

  Steersman lines up

  on my geyser.

  No one mentioned

  the circling fin

  until we were putting life vests

  back on to the trailer

  wearing

  our silver medals.

  But a Dream

  I don’t row.

  I paddle.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  I don’t paddle my canoe.

  Well, I don’t paddle my own canoe.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  I’m one of six.

  The canoe is the seventh member of our team.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  I explain this to my mother.

  She’s feeling better.

  That green sparkle is back.

  Still, she’s forgotten my story

  about last weekend’s race,

  28.3 miles of open sea.

  The tea leaves stayed

  duct-taped to the Menehune notch

  on the back of outrigger number 19.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  Piemonte was the steersman.

  I sat seat 5.

  As we approached Avalon,

  Tamara, seat 4,

  kept taking her paddle out of the water

  to look for a hole in the blade.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  “And 666 means love,” my mother says,

  “not the devil, like on tattoos.”

  “Oh,” I say, “Hmm.”

  Her Amazon parrots screech over me.

  “And there’s a palm tree,

  like they have all over the world,

  at one gate,” my mother says,

  “and a lion,

  like I draw, at the other.”

  I stare.

  She pats her Bible.

  “I’m going to make Ezekiel’s secret clear,

  so that anyone can understand.”

  “Uh huh,” I say.

  We’d been pulling hard for an hour and a half,

  Now paddling down the last two miles.

  Tamara stared out at the horizon,

  dipping only the tip of her out-of-time paddle in the water.

  Piemonte yelled.

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  I shouted for her to follow

  the wide orange jersey in seat 3

  7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  But she’d faded back into her own world.

  6, 7, 8, hut, hike, ho.

  “Two boats,” I said, under my breath,

  “passed us as we approached the finish line.”

  My mother pulled her caricatures from a manila envelope,

  lions, wombats, and palm trees.

  “I’m the only one,” she says, “who knows this.”

  “Alright,” I said.

  I count the sets of sixes,

  in rows,

  on each page.

  My life is but a dream.

  It Might not Matter

  There’s no room

  under the seat

  of a 6-man canoe.

  I unzipped my splash skirt

  with the green army man

  crouched with his rifle

  tied to the white pull,

  and crawl under it.

  I can’t find the button

  to turn on the pump.

  It might be necessary

  during the rough ten-mile

  ocean race.

  Position is everything.

  My mom’s position

  on estate planning

  is that she’ll just go to sleep

  and wake up when Jesus returns.

  That he was named Joshua

  the first time around

  is an irrelevant detail,

  and it still won’t get her

  a trust

  or even a will

  for that matter.

  My son and I

  tried to find

  the right words

  at the correct decibels

  to make her understand.

  Maybe it will matter

  maybe it won’t.

  The steerswoman pokes

  her steering blade

  under the stern,

  keeps us lined up

  on the starting line.

  I push anything

  that might be an on button

  above and around

  the white cylinder

  bungeed to the hull

  of our boat.

  This is no position

  to start a race.

  I’m a stowaway

  not a seat five

  engine room

  paddler.

  The air horn blares

  I bang my head on the gunnel

  the pump

  hums

  seat four swings me my paddle

  over her shoulder

  we’re off with a chaotic

  start.

  I zip up the canvass skirt

  with the little army-man pull.

  At least

  he’s prepared to die.

  Stand-Ins

  Somewhere hiking

  up in the mountains

  beyond cell reception

  are campers

  oblivious to what they’ve left us

  to face.

  Our women’s coach

  left her second in command

  and her wife,

  in charge.

  Our rec coach

  passed his steering blade to

  Attorney Asperger.

  There’s no way

  they could have predicted

  and couldn’t have avoided it.

  The
steroid women

  lost their tempers

  tantrumed at each other

  gave relentless directives

  without a single compliment,

  or maybe one

  that sounded

  just like a scolding.

  Red Bulls in hand

  they stomped off

  the team.

  No great loss

  except for the theater.

  We had to send out

  rescue boats

  for the trusting paddler

  who inquired of Asperger

  for a lesson in steering.

  He sent her off alone

  into the high winds

  a swift current

  in a 400 pound heavy.

  “Sink or swim”

  or be carried backwards

  paddling and poking

  with all her might

  into the wildlife preserve

  and out of sight.

  When Moses descends Sinai

  to the vista

  of missed-placed veal

  someone will drink

  gold-speckled water

  upon the coach’s return.

  Eight

  At eight, the 8th grade girls

  on the yellow school bus

  tricked me into believing

  I could become invisible.

  “Hold your breath and close your eyes,”

  they’d say.

  I’d scoot my penny loafers

  on the black walkway

  bouncing between the Naugahyde benches.

  The familiar diesel fumes filled my nose.

  The air brakes pitched me forward.

  I explored the air with my hands

  and smiled with my almost-grown-in buck teeth.

  “Where’s Lois?” they’d say. “Where’d she go?”

  That’s the year I understood,

  my mother could be tricked by men

  with “Elder” in front of their names.

  She stopped seeing reality at eight,

  when she lost her own mother to cancer,

  and became invisible at eight.

  Home Scent

  Dinner smells sucked up into

  a clattering exhaust fan

  covering angry stomps.

  “So, what’s for dinner?”

  Bruises and welts

  and tattletales

  to Daddy,

  who threw up

  his own soft hands

  to deflect airborne bicycles,

  airborne shoes,

  airborne blasts from the hose,

  airborne fists,

  airborne distain

  on squealing tires

  dragging Dad airborne

 

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