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Paddle to Paddle

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by Lois Chapin


  for the neighbors to watch.

  The most enduring memory

  is smell.

  Not a pairing

  or a correlative

  but a trigger.

  The soul of every home has one

  that hints at its secrets—

  soured milk,

  diesel exhaust,

  generic Windex,

  Stripples,

  Phisohex,

  Dep hair gel,

  drug store gardenia,

  Old Spice,

  cum soaked Kleenex,

  Comet cleanser,

  vinegar in her pink bathroom.

  I’ve read that dogs can smell fear,

  even the ones not housebroken,

  beaten because they weren’t taught.

  Smell is the only sense

  that requires an actual piece,

  a sacrifice, a dismemberment,

  to be recognized.

  To remain intact

  is to be scentless,

  whole, complete,

  original,

  but undetectable.

  Welch’s at Eucharist,

  Net Hairspray, a soft dollar bill,

  and flat Shasta orange soda

  disintegrated up my nose

  into long-term storage.

  She’s 84 now.

  Rotting garden vegetables,

  Pomeranian pee

  and moldy bird seed aromas

  add to a long finish,

  accented with metallic security door

  with undertones of rust.

  The yapping matted pack serves as her doorbell.

  I breathe through my mouth.

  Again.

  Pubes

  The orderly raked the adhesive

  glove over the part he’d finished

  shaving,

  ripping the loose hairs up

  with a Velcro sound.

  “Ouch!” my mom said.

  “The last time I was shaved

  down there

  I had your brother!”

  Oh god,

  they used to make family

  members wait outside

  the curtain

  while they did this kind

  of procedure.

  “Well, maybe,”

  I said,

  “You’ll come back from the OR

  with a baby.”

  “Oh, no!” she said.

  “You were too mean to your brother.

  I never wanted another kid.”

  Maybe the 27 Filipinos

  who waited with me in

  the family waiting area

  will adopt me.

  I couldn’t understand

  a word they said,

  but they seemed to like

  my hair.

  “I was bald and naked

  when I came into this world,”

  she said.

  “And I’ll go out that way.”

  The short orderly with stubby fingers

  looked nervous.

  The hospital smell overshadowed her

  gardena cologne.

  The green curtain

  hanging by silver chains

  was pulled half way around.

  Her maroon outfit with accessories

  was ziplocked

  in a clear bag

  on the floor.

  An accordioned straw wrapper

  was wedged under a black wheel

  of her bed.

  The orderly left.

  “You’re not going to die,”

  I said.

  The blood pressure monitor

  beeped

  192 in a red square

  flashed over 98.

  “I’m going to have a stroke

  in there,” she said.

  A nurse turned off the

  sound.

  “You’re going to be fine,”

  I said.

  “It’s been fun

  being crazy,” she said.

  “I laughed a lot.

  I enjoyed myself immensely.”

  She smiles.

  She likes that she’s stumped me.

  “Want more ice?”

  I said.

  I feed her a spoonful.

  The doctor explains

  they’re going to snake a tube up

  through her groin

  into her heart

  and shoot it full of a contrasting dye

  and take pictures.

  “I’ll smile

  for the camera,” she said.

  When the dye is injected

  she mistakes the pain in her jaw

  for a stroke.

  They give her morphine

  to calm her.

  It stays in her system

  all the way home.

  In the car we pass

  a strip mall

  with the laundromat where I was dropped off

  as a kid

  every Sunday

  to do the family laundry.

  Until the day a flasher ripped off his shorts

  and beat off

  while I folded

  my underwear.

  “Know what my greatest regret is?”

  She asks staring at the line of businesses.

  “No, what?” I ask.

  “Not buying the sterling silver flatware

  I saw in that coin store

  next to that laundry place.”

  “Oh,” I say.

  “What’s your biggest?” she asks.

  The green curtain.

  Beep Beep

  Her eighty-four-year-old hand taps open and closed

  as if she were doing the chicken part of an Oktoberfest song.

  I frown and shake my head.

  I am sure she’s never been to an Oktoberfest,

  ever.

  She sits on a black stool

  perched inside a plexiglass rectangle.

  The tech raises her hand high in the air

  and brings it down fast.

  “…and exhale,” she says.

  Her round cheeks collapse as she demonstrates.

  With one hand on the tube she is blowing into,

  my mom keeps beeping her thumb and fingers at me.

  She’s hyperventilating,

  the pulmonary test is repeated again,

  and once more.

  Those green eyes want something.

  She doesn’t drink or dance

  so I’m certain it’s not “Chirp, chirp, chirp.”

  The pulmonary tech gives her an inhaler

  and my mom sucks the fluid

  in one labored breath at a time

  “Then we’ll repeat the test,” the tech says

  and closes the clear chamber door.

  My mom points to my purse with her tapping hand.

  A picture,

  she fucking wants me to take her picture.

  I take her picture—

  sucking on the tube

  inside the clear chamber.

  Zeitgeist

  I don’t have a card.

  I sit in the sweet smelling lobby.

  Country music plays

  with ballads of loss and shame.

  Dispensary music;

  he’s getting me chocolate.

  The place is packed.

  He did time twice

  for what is legal now.

  There should be a word for that,

  having pa
id severe consequences

  for something that is now

  every day normal,

  ubiquitous,

  legal.

  Such as:

  single women in bars,

  same sex love,

  interracial marriage and children.

  marrying into a different religion,

  not believing in God,

  women in the military.

  What prices are people paying today

  for things that will be no big deal tomorrow?

  We won’t give them compensation

  or say we as a culture were wrong.

  We won’t even have a word for this

  short-sighted trauma.

  Dead

  It was the second “Celebration of Life,”

  that euphemism of denial,

  in three months.

  The patriarch, following his wife of 65 years,

  died of a broken heart.

  All six kids and seven of the eight grandkids were there.

  The eighth was still doing time for attempted murder.

  “Can I help?” she asked.

  Maybe no one heard. Their backs were to her

  as the oldest rushed to get the food out.

  The men kept hitting their heads on the long plexiglass vent

  over the stove. Empty serving dishes with blue sticky notes

  were arranged on the buffet table.

  The sickening smell of steak and shrimp made my stomach turn.

  Death and more death. Ingesting death to mourn death.

  It would be the death of her.

  The photo montage flipped through 87 years of pictures

  on the sixty-inch TV, along with dead parents

  there was a smattering of dead spouses

  from 110 Kodak cartridges.

  The dead are never dead

  until the living stop using them as weapons.

  Tides of Death

  He picked 100 of his mother’s favorite songs

  for the memorial cruise.

  His mother asked for a send-off

  like the one he threw

  for his wife.

  Ashes to ashes,

  float for a moment

  then join the bed of sailors,

  the conquered

  and the mutineers.

  Those who drowned

  in the place

  we came from.

  Those who didn’t make it

  home to land.

  The request of her son

  was for bottomless mimosas

  on the ocean,

  but an open bar

  would be a mistake

  this tour.

  The Hornblower will float the living

  high above the waves.

  Last weekend those waves

  washed over my lap

  soaking the gunnel

  of my outrigger canoe,

  I bailed

  with a cut-off bleach bottle

  to get my team

  back in the race.

  The hulied canoe behind us

  left paddles and PFD’s

  scattered over the waves.

  Bananas are forbidden

  because they float

  as a watery grave stones

  after a canoe and its paddlers

  sank.

  The cold waves douse

  our race momentum,

  weighing down the boat.

  I bail out scoops

  of cold-water death,

  rocking back-and-forth in time

  with the other five paddlers.

  Something of a mermaid siren

  calls

  us back to the sea floor.

  Bring enough cash

  for my bottomless mimosas.

  Back

  “I can’t keep my Life Alert in my bra,”

  my mother says,

  to the checker at Michael’s.

  “It’s too hot. I sweat.”

  I pay cash for the plastic packet

  of 30 tiny key rings.

  “I just wear a muumuu in the afternoons,”

  she says

  over the cashier

  she can’t hear.

  I zip my wallet

  and take her elbow.

  “Let’s go over here,”

  I say,

  and hook her Life Alert

  to a black lanyard.

  I slip it over

  her starched hair.

  Fallen three times

  back collapsing down on itself

  one crushed vertebra

  into another

  no feeling in her feet

  one swollen leg

  her home

  an obstacle-course

  Pomeranian potty pads

  crumpled magazines

  outdated papers

  she shoves aside

  with her three-pronged cane.

  “Your doctor says…,” I start

  but it’s no use,

  she’s talking again.

  A light flashes

  from one side of her chest.

  “I have to turn it towards me,”

  she says and digs on the side that had the cancer,

  “or I have a blinking headlight.”

  She picks up the torn-open package.

  “I’ll put the rest of the rings

  in my tool box,

  for later.”

  Twenty-nine left-over rings

  saved with her other treasures.

  It wasn’t a straw

  that broke the camel’s back.

  Seen

  For fifty-eight years

  she’s only seen

  who I should have been.

  My hair should be cut short

  in a black pixie.

  My job should be a nurse.

  I should be in church on Saturdays.

  I should be praying before meals.

  I should be jewelry free.

  I should be 2” shorter,

  and hate cats.

  She hated everything about me.

  I live in sin,

  a fornicator.

  I am a drunk

  with seven glasses of wine a week.

  But last month

  the doctors fixed her mangled heart.

  Now she’s asking about my work,

  my relationships,

  my hobbies,

  even about my feelings.

  She even remembers

  what I tell her.

  “I didn’t know you took a writing class.”

  “You must know about a lot of things

  to see all of those kinds of patients.”

  “You’re so strong to race canoes.”

  “You look so happy.”

  “You and Mike really support each other.”

  Maybe she in there all along,

  hiding her mother’s love from me

  until they fixed her loving place.

  Heart Repair

  Her palm humps the back

  of her other hand.

  The last time I was at a pre-admit,

  I was having a child

  of my own.

  The flimsy dividers open the cubicles

  to a common walkway.

  Down the gauntlet

  I hear

  one HIPPA breach

  after another.

  A stray strip

  of shredded patient info

  is we
dged under the signature pad,

  connected to the monitor

  up on the wall.

  There’s still a smudge of ink

  I missed

  when her frustrated hand

  tried to sign

  with a real pen.

  “What?”

  My mom looks at me.

  “Crowns,”

  I point to my teeth.

  She turns back

  to the woman across the desk.

  “Oh yes. Gold. See?

  They’re going to take them out

  for my daughter

  before they cremate me.”

  I look down

  and shuffle through the pile of paperwork

  on my lap.

  “Any urinary tract infections?”

  “What?”

  My mom turns toward me.

  “UTIs?”

  I shout.

  “Oh,” she replies.

  “Not since I became a widow.”

  Bee Hive Hair laughs a short snort,

  not sure if it’s okay.

  Of course, heart surgery

  is no laughing matter.

  Mom braces herself

  to stand and sign her name

  again.

  Epoch stretches of census data

  have passed

  while we’ve been estranged.

  Now we’re here

  at hospital admissions

  sludging through

  intakes and legal disclaimers.

  Bee Hive leaves

  to make a copy of Mom’s insurance card.

  My mom pats my hand

  with her 85-year-old withered one.

  “We’re getting to know each other,”

  she says,

  “and I think,”

  her eyes sparkle behind wrinkled lids,

  “I think,

  we like each other.”

  The End

  Contents

  Proverbs 29:159

  Home10

  Safe 14

  Fishhook 18

  Bebe22

  Black and White and Read All Over24

  Friday Evening Vespers30

  Currency Exchange Rate32

  Parking Ticket35

  His Own Cartoon Book37

  Dip38

  Rearview Mirror40

  Tape Recorder44

  Scars47

  Radio Frequency48

  Darwin Rolls His Eyes50

  Crystal Pier51

  Lies52

  Drum Beat 53

  Other People’s Neighbors 54

  Leaving56

  L’Chaim57

  Dulcinea58

  Shacking Up or Two Stacks61

  Photo66

  Cliffhanger68

  Halloween72

  Tin Heart73

  Preening76

  Slab City78

  Never Brought It Up80

  Trick or Treat82

 

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