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A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding, Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner.We switch. I bait.Let me help you snag a date.All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love doctor in her sorority. Girls constantly sought the perfect pick-up lines for their hot chemistry partners or the best zingers for frat boy flimflam-and Blanche always delivered. Now, she's parlayed her talent for tête-á-tête into a unique consulting business: she runs the online dating profiles of Washington D.C.'s most eligible women.Armed with a battalion of dating rules, Blanche expertly helps her clients streamline their profiles and put their best foot forward on dates. But although she'll happily spend her days messaging handsome strangers (and fending off dick pics) for other people, Blanche's most important rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She's seen too much...