Brick Shithouse

You've heard the saying, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall."That's me in all my six foot six glory when I first lay my eyes on petite firebrand Audrey Johansson. No, no, I don't literally fall on my knees and thank God for introducing me to the future mother of my giant babies. I'm a cool customer on the outside.On the inside, I've already got our life planned out.Audrey is a lost little sheep looking for a sexy sherpherd like me. Her father, though, isn't such a fan of my big plans. A tattooed biker hot shot in their Kentucky neck of the woods, Cooper Johansson wants me to bow before him and kiss the f'ing ring.Not going to happen.But despite his growling threats, I'll win over Audrey and make us both the happiest fuckers in White Horse, Tennessee.